Jack Monroe #241 Average level lies and lard gravy

[Raker]

So setting up a Ko-fi is on her radar then. How many begging bowls does one person need?

Vote left for white, vote right for brass neck bowl

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

What the deviled egg with sardines stupidity is this

Please tell me they’re trolling LJC

 

[Prognosis Negative]

What's the green bits?

Gremlin scales?

 

[Walkdengirl]

@heretoreaditall2019 Were you the amazing person who could work out what Jack makes from an ad on her website?

I’m intrigued to know realistically how much she’s potentially losing given ads are such a small amount of money on a site like hers.

My lad used to have a website with very little on it, and he made a decent amount off his ads so she will be missing it

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

I'm really tired so can't think straight but is Jack deliberately not fixing her website because the ads were not making her enough money? Therefore if she posts recipes direct to her socials, she can sympathy fish about a broken website and focus the grift on active followers, rather than pin her hopes on decreased footfall to the website.

 

[EllaEm87]

I'm really tired so can't think straight but is Jack deliberately not fixing her website because the ads were not making her enough money? Therefore if she posts recipes direct to her socials, she can sympathy fish about a broken website and focus the grift on active followers, rather than pin her hopes on decreased footfall to the website.

I suspect there will never be enough money in Jacks mind.

 

[BlendedSlop]

So let me get this straight...less than a week ago she spunked over £100 on Nazi cutlery and now she's begging for donations to fix her bleeping WordPress site!?

This may not be very kind to say but if the squigs haven't woken up to the grift yet they deserve to be fleeced.

Edit: got my cutlery sets mixed up in my rage, she didn't buy the Nazi stuff. But still!

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Don't things get ....even sloppier when they've been frozen and defrosted? So adding even more liquid if you're planning on freezing the "dip" is just going to increase the slop to warp factor 10.

Jack's just ... hopeless. A classic case of confidence over ability

 

[ChickenPorridge]

She's gone full grift It's been a while since she's just straight up posted the PayPal link. Vile

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Sorry to moderate but think it’s important to flag that the cutlery wasn’t Nazi cutlery, it belonged to a Jewish lady who fled Nazi occupation with it as her only asset and it’s been passed down her family line, up to a woman offering to give it to Jack. Really sad.

As heart breaking ch4 news are in the north east visiting a food bank where kids don’t have socks. Every pound Jack takes is away from food banks & these kids.

 

[Captainmouse]

I had gremlins in my back end once. That was a wild night.

Bookmark!

 

[hydeist]

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100g of lentils and 2 pitta breads. Serves 4

 

[EllaEm87]

100g of lentils and 2 pitta breads. Serves 4

Two pittas serve me alone as a starter with hummus. She’s so dangerous.

 

[bowiethesdmn]

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I bet that's one thing she actually gets crossed off her to-do list

 

[BlendedSlop]

Sorry to moderate but think it’s important to flag that the cutlery wasn’t Nazi cutlery, it belonged to a Jewish lady who fled Nazi occupation with it as her only asset and it’s been passed down her family line, up to a woman offering to give it to Jack. Really sad.

As heart breaking ch4 news are in the north east visiting a food bank where kids don’t have socks. Every pound Jack takes is away from food banks & these kids.

No, don't apologise, you're totally right. It's actually a really sad situation and I shouldn't have been facetious about it x

 

[Captainmouse]

But, but, it was gifted!!!

Gifted from paypal

 

[EllaEm87]

The thing is, her “job” as a cookery writer (lol) could easily be done on the side of a part time job earning actual money for her bleeping around on eBay and with her wardrobe expenses. But she just can’t be arsed cos she actually gets good money for doing the bare minimum and she thinks she’s entitled to this.

ETA and the ad revenue should pay for the website, not be spent on fecking rusty old spoons. She should put money aside for business expenses. She’s a cretin.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

No, don't apologise, you're totally right. It's actually a really sad situation and I shouldn't have been facetious about it x

It wasn’t @ you sorry, just think it’s important it doesn’t get misattributed to the wrong side in thread folklore out of respect to the woman who fled with just cutlery & tbf Jack who for all her faults and scams isn’t actually a Nazi x

 

[BlendedSlop]

At least a few people seem to be awake to how utterly shameless she is. Hope it's OK to post these, neither of them have tweeted her directly and both seem to be genuine/established accounts.

 

[BeautifulTrauma]

Do you think Jack ever thinks ‘when people donate to me, they’re taking away the money they’d have donated somewhere else’. How does she even sleep at night knowing this?

She must have a dissociative personality to be able to even compartmentalise the guilt and shame of grifting and going about everyday life.