Jack Monroe #241 Average level lies and lard gravy

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And not to quote myself like a certain narc-y wanker, but it appears I spoke too soon. I feel weird like she's read this post! Probably has!
 
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Jack gets a work gig and suddenly becomes ill
*insert Eddie Hearns oh how convenient video here*
Do these people not get sick of the Monroe Merry-Go-Round?
The radio interview is already playing in my head because we all know what she is going to say because it’s already been said numerous times before and not just by her.
When she gets like this I always go back to the family on the dispatches programme just before the 2019 GE. The young boy says they don’t eat much even though they’re hungry- a family genuinely in desperate need and then there’s her spouting off to get back in the spotlight I can’t even find the words for her tonight.
 
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I’ve decided I’m going to write my own comment piece about the inflation of food prices. Far greater than 344% in this great city of mine.

Unfortunately, the data will only be based on 3 Tesco expresses* and one Sainsbury’s local because I cannot be bothered to walk/cycle/get the bus the 3 miles to the bigger supermarkets or the Aldi and Lidl.

However, that won’t bother my scientific mind. I will ignore the facts in front of me, rush past the fairly priced pasta priced and only publish those items that only fit my agenda. If anyone chooses to peer review my findings, I will shout that no one is my peer and that I am doing the work of the people.

(If James O’Brien wants me on LBC though, happy to oblige)

* we don’t talk about this by the way.
 
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She’s busy thanking all the blue ticks, with the exception of Harry Wallop. Don’t acknowledge anyone who wants to look deeper into your made up research, you might get found out!
 
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I have a feeling she will be on either super early or late or during teatime. You know when most people have logged off due to life.
 
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Calling out the Trifle Defender...... YOU COWARD!
Didn't even have to do the takedown yourself just push it in the right direction.. COWARD!
 
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She can absolute get away with scans/migraine/aura/convulsion chat.

Have we heard migraine Jack before? No.

Piss off you absolute waste of space. I am not going to me-rail here because I am sick to death of her. She wouldn’t know a fecking migraine if it came up to her with a spoon and said “hello, fancy some hummus?”

 
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I suffer from (SEVERE) migraines. Not once have I had convulsions. Not ever. Also, no matter how much I have to do there’s not a hope in hell I’m moving from bed. But then again I’ve not got comment pieces to write.
 
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So she said goodnight, retweeted herself (again), and is still faving and responding to lots of blue ticks telling her how speshul she is. Such a fucking dickhead (sorry MancBee but swearing is the only appropriate response sometimes).
 
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I’m lucky enough never to have had a migraine but a friend of mine suffers with them quite badly. When she’s in the midst of one, she has to spend hours in a darkened room looking at absolutely nothing.

How can Jack have had one to such a degree she was convulsing but, hours later, is staring at her phone? She’s a walking insult.
 
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Tbf she might just not know what the word convulsion means. Just that it sounds dramatic. See marauding, cabal, ephemera etc etc.
 
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A reply to stig's tweet and don't think it's a troll account. A phone in with people that know this stuff would be great


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That’s definitely not me, despite me mentioning a phone in show earlier.
I’ve been out for dinner - I have the receipts and the heartburn to prove it, M’lord.
 
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I think it is really unfair to turn on TD. there are people of much higher profile- LJC, MOM etc who should fucking know better.
TD is a well respected food writer who doesn’t seem to court controversy and doesn’t deserve to be on the receiving end of a horrible narcissist like Jack .
 
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