There are so many Jacks. A veritable plague of Jacks. Just when you think you've exhausted the list, more pop up like peeky minks.
Jack Monroe #240 Schwankend
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Friend to sardines Jack
My god, just when I thought she couldn’t sink any lower.
which Jack is the very worst?
For me it was headscarf breadcrumbing Jack. Heartless and rotten.
For me it was headscarf breadcrumbing Jack. Heartless and rotten.
It was this, pre-Caroline, article in The Washington Post, Jack had a Catherine then
Ballerina Jack.
<Three Spider-Man’s pointing at each other, all called Jack> meme
Before I wander off and forget..
THREAD TITLE NOMINATION
@blurstoftimes
For "Easy Care Info For Nazi Cutlery"
THREAD TITLE NOMINATION
@blurstoftimes
For "Easy Care Info For Nazi Cutlery"
Oh mate, this is fab, but rubbish on the scale of our wee Jackie's ailments
ADHD (severe)
Alcoholism
Allergies- tomatoes, onions and shellfish
Anaphylaxis
Anxiety
Arthritis (severe)
Asthma
Autism
BFRB
Borderline diabetes/hypoglycemia
Broke 46/47 bones in her foot
Broken ribs
Broken toe
Burnout (severe)
Chilblains
Concussion (severe)
Covid 19 and long Covid
Depression
Disfigured legs
Distended ribs
EDS
Eye injury (see @BeautifulTrauma )
Fucked up lungs (death rattle)
Hair loss
Hay fever (severe)
Heart problems
Heart attack
Hypersensitivity (wrists)
Immuno compromised
Lactose intolerant
Mouth ulcers and ouch mouth (severe)
Panic attack
Poor mental health
Port wine stains
PTSD
Scarring
Sexual abuse
Sinusitis (chronic)
Sprained shoulder
Sprained thumb (washing up injury)
Splinter (severe)
Stutter
Trauma
Weakened knees
Whiplash
The 'jobs' list is even more fantastical.
Wild garlic Jack was a ride.
Nice, nice is definitely missing from list of non mackies
This actually took my breath away. I’m normally here just laughing at how other people see what a head she is. But that was like a punch to the gut.
This has reminded me of eucalyptus Jack. She hung a bunch in her shower, posted pics promising to let everyone know how it went/how effective it was - and shockingly - we never heard about it ever again
Has she finished with the fish chat?
Phew!
Phew!
Noticed she said ‘lived rough’ rather than slept rough, so if questioned on it she could point out ‘that’s not what I meant, now duck off’ in her usual charming manner. I don’t think the choice of words was accidental though, she knew how it would read.
The infamous Jif lemon also makes an appearance in the article if you’re looking for some light relief. Also the rinsing of spaghetti hoops because obviously.
Thread nomination: Defeated by postage
Fugue State Jack. Three Heart Attacks Jack. Allergic to onions Jack. Canker sore Jack.
Allergic to tomatoes, jack
Thankfully she's got bored with being AA Jack
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