Jack Monroe #240 Schwankend

[Jelly Bean]

Fis

I just hand selected two slicesof warburtons from the wrapper, placed on a plate and spread cream cheese thickly on one, lightly on the other and sprinkled Tesco ridge cut crisps on one and placed the other on top, for a simple and tasty lunch. Delightful! I do so love crisps.

Mm I'm not sure about this. You haven't done any of the above 'softly' 'gently' or 'carefully'. And with crisps there will be texture.
I'm confused.

 

[Veronicaaa]

I've held back and tried to do my own research as much as I can, but this frau needs to ask for help. Feel an idiot but can someone explain exactly what J1g in posts refers to please. I mean, I kind of get it, but I'd like to know for sure. I don't get the J bit. I'm also struggling to find the GH squiggle. Looking through someone's timeline is very confusing when they keep on replying to their own tweets Any help appreciated and if it needs to be discreet feel free to message.

@HotesTilaire explains the J1g thing here .... https://tattle.life/threads/jack-monroe-191-the-sound-of-silence.19704/page-37#post-5076612
If you search twitter with this - "Why lie? Ebay listing was for 7 sets, not 2" - you should find Go Henry squig.

 

[Irena]

@Veronicaaa thankspaceyou dearheart. I remember the ZE business but had totally forgotten the potentially hidden message, how could I? and I will go and search as instructed. Again, thank you mwah.

 

[ecdb]

Tedious but I'm a completist.

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Oh duck OFF!
Who are these animals? I’d argue that even the penguins at Edinburgh Zoo wouldn’t find that appealing.

 

[Lanie]

Tedious but I'm a completist.

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In the words of someone we all know ... Please LEAVE ME ALONE with the fish chat pet. It's harrowing

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Fish makes me feel sick. The smell is bad but it also looks grim. Mind, it’s a close call as to what’s making my stomach churn more, the faux-Enid Blyron Jack or the latest fish on toast abomination.

I just hand selected two slicesof warburtons from the wrapper, placed on a plate and spread cream cheese thickly on one, lightly on the other and sprinkled Tesco ridge cut crisps on one and placed the other on top, for a simple and tasty lunch. Delightful! I do so love crisps.

Great minds similar taste buds. Fish is for Satan, crisp butties are divine.

 

[ecdb]

I also didn’t know what J1g was and now I’m enlightened. I had a quick glance through that thread and found this semi-precious jewel stone by @traumatised sideboard which is worth sharing.

A list of Jack-isms I think it was called…

localities/nationalities
-Polish
-Scottish
-Northern Irish
-Estuary
-Greek
-American

activities
-knitting
-embroidery
-running
-make-up
-piano
-singing
-reading
-ancient TV series
-weightlifting
-bodybuilding
-budget crafting

jobs
-fire service (inclusive of Grenfell)
-journalist
-writer/author
-TV presenter
-cook

interests
-tank
-bridge
-Bond
-plants
-Asda receipts

LGBTQ
-non-binary
-filthy lesbian
-masculine aesthetic

medical
-sober
-arthritis
-ADHD
-autism
-black eye
-unspecified health problem
-long COVID

food
-vegan cheese
-plant milk
-Pot Noodle
-corner shop
-childhood food
-salad bar
-kombucha
-crisps
-flexitarian
-pescetarian
-trifle

identities
-single mum
-food bank user
-sober
-poor
-political
-pub uncle
-comedian
-legal
-zero waste
-sexy
-karate master
-ballet dancer
-Zoe Eccentricity
-4.5 GCSEs
-diagnosed gifted
-tattooed

hair
-no washing
-Irn Bru fright wig
-reverse rat's tail
-tragic undercut
-normal undercut
-mid 40s mum

miscellaneous
-tin opener
-lockdown rules
-designer fashion
-Liam Neeson/triangulation
-flower crown
-double denim
-passive-aggressive
-openly aggressive
-completed it mate
-caught sleeping
-blue tick arse lick
-Mary Poppins
-slapstick

 

[Pavlova]

I also didn’t know what J1g was and now I’m enlightened. I had a quick glance through that thread and found this semi-precious jewel stone by @traumatised sideboard which is worth sharing.

A list of Jack-isms I think it was called…

localities/nationalities
-Polish
-Scottish
-Northern Irish
-Estuary
-Greek
-American

activities
-knitting
-embroidery
-running
-make-up
-piano
-singing
-reading
-ancient TV series
-weightlifting
-bodybuilding
-budget crafting

jobs
-fire service (inclusive of Grenfell)
-journalist
-writer/author
-TV presenter
-cook

interests
-tank
-bridge
-Bond
-plants
-Asda receipts

LGBTQ
-non-binary
-filthy lesbian
-masculine aesthetic

medical
-sober
-arthritis
-ADHD
-autism
-black eye
-unspecified health problem
-long COVID

food
-vegan cheese
-plant milk
-Pot Noodle
-corner shop
-childhood food
-salad bar
-kombucha
-crisps
-flexitarian
-pescetarian
-trifle

identities
-single mum
-food bank user
-sober
-poor
-political
-pub uncle
-comedian
-legal
-zero waste
-sexy
-karate master
-ballet dancer
-Zoe Eccentricity
-4.5 GCSEs
-diagnosed gifted
-tattooed

hair
-no washing
-Irn Bru fright wig
-reverse rat's tail
-tragic undercut
-normal undercut
-mid 40s mum

miscellaneous
-tin opener
-lockdown rules
-designer fashion
-Liam Neeson/triangulation
-flower crown
-double denim
-passive-aggressive
-openly aggressive
-completed it mate
-caught sleeping
-blue tick arse lick
-Mary Poppins
-slapstick

But darling (said in best Edina Monsoon voice), what about photographer, blonde Britney wig, pleather enthusiast and avid collector of pocket rocks and gloves-in-puddles-aka-birds.

 

[Cloe]

But darling (said in best Edina Monsoon voice), what about photographer, blonde Britney wig, pleather enthusiast and avid collector of pocket rocks and gloves-in-puddles-aka-birds.

Honorary Unt isn’t there either

 

[ecdb]

Just seen this on Instagram. So appealing and the costing is

 

[BashmentLady]

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Mackerel pizza apparently. Jack, here's an idea you can have for free.

For ma non russian speaking fraus, i hope you enjoy that the first syllable of this is "SCUM"

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Ah yes, the list of Jacks. It is wildly out of date now since we have had (among others missed at the time) Sardine Jack, Leeks on Toast Jack, Politics Jack, Religious Jack, Tree Photography Jack, Gamer Jack, Rehab Jack, Reverse Mullet Jack, Pleather Jack, Black Dye Jack, Opal Fruits Jack, Eyeshadow Jack and now bloody Spoon Jack. If I could be arsed I'd make a set of Top Trumps cards but I'm BUSY so I SHAN'T.

 

[Lanie]

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I'm stress eating toast because my washing machine is being a dick. That whole plate makes me sad

 

[skronkywildcat]

You can get tinned bear in Russia. And beaver.

 

[FlirtyThirty]

Ah yes, the list of Jacks. It is wildly out of date now since we have had (among others missed at the time) Sardine Jack, Leeks on Toast Jack, Politics Jack, Religious Jack, Tree Photography Jack, Gamer Jack, Rehab Jack, Reverse Mullet Jack, Pleather Jack, Black Dye Jack, Opal Fruits Jack, Eyeshadow Jack and now bloody Spoon Jack. If I could be arsed I'd make a set of Top Trumps cards but I'm BUSY so I SHAN'T.

You forgot Trespassing On Army Land Jack

 

[skronkywildcat]

Mediterranean arse jack, chairs Jack, garden furniture Jack, ‘handy’ Jack (converting shed into kitchen by kicking out windows).

Pythagoras Jack.

 

[ChickenPorridge]

and steampunk/goth Jack x

 

[skronkywildcat]

Leg birthmark Jack.

4 and a half GCSEs Jack.

Grew up on foodstamps Jack.

Shopping trolley Jack

Defeated by postage Jack.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Rough sleeper for 2 years according to interview with a USA publication Jack

Takes a shopping trolley for a woodland picnic with a seethru kimono on Jack

Hot chocolate on a summer caravan holiday Jack

Making patterns with pebbles whilst the other adult minds the kids Jack

It’s a full time job for several people to keep up!

 

[Veronicaaa]

You'd be better off listing the non-Jacks, it would take less time. For example

Fantastic cook Jack

Successful household budgeter Jack

Always completely truthful Jack