Yes squig, I'm sure this *will* be of interest to Jack .... just not in the way you think.
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Grot encrusted is the best we can hope for, with apologies to our resident
Breakfast time!
She's been liking various 'save the BBC' threads, I really hope she does some sort of post about how we should all be happily paying the license fee because .... https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/campaigner-jack-monroe-cancels-tv-9417135
She's been liking various 'save the BBC' threads, I really hope she does some sort of post about how we should all be happily paying the license fee because .... https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/campaigner-jack-monroe-cancels-tv-9417135
Is that the new cutlery getting an airing in that breakfast monstrosity?
And the Instagram version:
i see we're back to mauling perfectly innocent fisss again
I've never known anyone so keen to share every single slice of toast they make for themselves on social media. Well done Jack, you made breakfast! Shamazing.
I can't stop thinking about the time Louisa Compton cleaned the TV with a dishcloth.
The black clothes and terrible make up all make sense suddenly
I’m sure the true birth of comic kitchen was due to our criticism of the nasal voice and horrendous presentation style and suggestion she improve by trying to practice more at home when she wasn’t on hellmans dollar - perhaps even starting a YouTube series - naturally she went arse about tit with it
It's a completely uselessly blunt butter knife, so yes probably. It's not going to be able to help cut up that monstrosity into bite size pieces, but then again it looks small enough to just put straight in the bin as is.
So she's no doubt been eating tinned fish every day since squiggle dared to question if it was a good idea, but only now is she posting about it again hoping no-one will remember.
She'll turn into a sardine is she's not careful! Oh.
The bread looks nice. Everything on top looks awful.
Fairly sure this is the bread. Fancy! https://www.waitrose.com/ecom/products/no1-wheat-rye-sourdough-sliced/653720-373403-373404
Why is there an unused butter knife next to it? That's daft. I dislike food styling where the props have clearly not been used to make or eat the food.
The feet...
Christ.
Nobody and I mean NOBODY has attractive feet but those crubeens need hiding away.
Then the fishy smell off her.
The breath, cooked into her clothes, her hair (is she still not washing that?)
duck's sake.
Christ.
Nobody and I mean NOBODY has attractive feet but those crubeens need hiding away.
Then the fishy smell off her.
The breath, cooked into her clothes, her hair (is she still not washing that?)
duck's sake.
And why is the chopping board in table combat disguise?
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