Jack Monroe #240 Schwankend

[Hollaaa]

Why is there an unused butter knife next to it? That's daft. I dislike food styling where the props have clearly not been used to make or eat the food.

Because Jack's too poor for butter.

 

[Orphan_Black]

So she's no doubt been eating tinned fish every day since squiggle dared to question if it was a good idea, but only now is she posting about it again hoping no-one will remember.

If the tinned fish mercury doesn't get her, whatever that rusty knife is carrying; will!

 

[Morrisey]

Off to make some brunch. Unfortunately for me I am no maverick so just scrambled eggs on toast. No extra pilchards and kumquats and there won't be a photo of it. I'm going to make it, then eat it. Again, apologies for being so normal.

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Ugh Jack's trying way too hard to be "arty". The opposing lines of the wood grains are a bit Bridget Riley...

 

[Ispyabudgetbeanblogger]

And why is the chopping board in table combat disguise?

I don't understand photography, but she understands it even less than me.

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

Ugh Jack's trying way too hard to be "arty". The opposing lines of the wood grains are a bit Bridget Riley...

She uses those cheap paper backdrops printed to resemble wood. They're so obvious.

 

[Morrisey]

If the tinned fish mercury doesn't get her, whatever that rusty knife is carrying; will!

That knife is packing serious botulism heat.

 

[ecdb]

the use of a #gifted veg box to create nothing but sadness,

too early?

 

[BooBooPoohPooh]

Jack's progress report to her editor/publisher.

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[glowsquid]

Channelling old chief here when my first reaction to her breakfast was leeks??? on toast???

 

[Captainmouse]

The feet...
Christ.
Nobody and I mean NOBODY has attractive feet but those crubeens need hiding away.
Then the fishy smell off her.
The breath, cooked into her clothes, her hair (is she still not washing that?)
duck's sake.

Glad you said that, my feet aren’t pretty, but jeeezzz. this is one scenario where are required

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

I might keep track.

 

[EddieBeds]

*Not fish Jack (again) .

 

[Skyfall]

WHY are all these people following her on Twitter? Everyday the numbers increase.
Jackie’s buying them followers eh?

 

[Hollaaa]

*Not the fish (again).

I don't know who's being trolled harder, you or the fish people or Mercury Squig.
They do say these things manifest in threes.

 

[Veronicaaa]

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Jack perfecting her Mom impression with this, I feel. 'Oh, do! It's really rather lovely!'

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Re the buying of followers: In the early days of the Mrs Hinch thing, a Tattler looked at a random sample of her followers, and a lot of them were obviously bought: No posts, no followers, and some with very dubious names like

Spoiler: Rude words

Cumslut and Buttspreader

. (those are genuinely 2 of them. They stuck in my mind...)

 

[OwlRightsReserved]

I thought we had left the winter of our fishcontent behind pre-Christmas. If we have to suffer Fishuary, I will scream. Fish Jack is truly the most boring iteration, even more boring than Politics Jack.

 

[Readingismyhobby]

And the Instagram version:
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It all looks so grubby