Because Jack's too poor for butter.Why is there an unused butter knife next to it? That's daft. I dislike food styling where the props have clearly not been used to make or eat the food.
Because Jack's too poor for butter.Why is there an unused butter knife next to it? That's daft. I dislike food styling where the props have clearly not been used to make or eat the food.
If the tinned fish mercury doesn't get her, whatever that rusty knife is carrying; will!So she's no doubt been eating tinned fish every day since squiggle dared to question if it was a good idea, but only now is she posting about it again hoping no-one will remember.
I don't understand photography, but she understands it even less than me.And why is the chopping board in table combat disguise?
She uses those cheap paper backdrops printed to resemble wood. They're so obvious.Ugh Jack's trying way too hard to be "arty". The opposing lines of the wood grains are a bit Bridget Riley...
That knife is packing serious botulism heat.If the tinned fish mercury doesn't get her, whatever that rusty knife is carrying; will!
too early?the use of a #gifted veg box to create nothing but sadness,
Glad you said that, my feet aren’t pretty, but jeeezzz. this is one scenario where are requiredThe feet...
Christ.
Nobody and I mean NOBODY has attractive feet but those crubeens need hiding away.
Then the fishy smell off her.
The breath, cooked into her clothes, her hair (is she still not washing that?)
duck's sake.
I don't know who's being trolled harder, you or the fish people or Mercury Squig.
*Not the fish (again).
Jack perfecting her Mom impression with this, I feel. 'Oh, do! It's really rather lovely!'
It all looks so grubbyAnd the Instagram version:
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