Jack Monroe #240 Schwankend

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Invoking Monty Python here. Please do not use this as recipe inspo Jack.
 
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Hollaaa

Completed It Jack.
Never finishes anything Jack.

Next time I have to explain the multiverse to someone, I'm using Jacks to illustrate my point.
 
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Cookiecookie

I'm sure she was gifted one, then didn't bother to thank them/promote it etc. Just another squig clutching at straws, and Jack being her typical ungrateful self.
 
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Rekyavikgirl

From Jack's AMA on MN:

"Because I already have a high level of testosterone and taking it seems to have balanced me out mentally far better than any anti depressants ever did. Which may of course be a placebo effect. I have to be careful with it, as I have a crap heart and it can thicken the blood, and it is not a course of action that I recommend to anyone, it's not my place to."

So... Crap Heart Jack.
 
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ecdb

dear god.

well, i just don't know what to say.

the only adult i ever knew to use a teething ring used it when he was coming down off a hard cocaine binge and his teeth were grinding. i'm not suggesting for a moment that the same applies to our Jack, of course.
 
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maytoseptember

I miss “my son, the child prodigy” Jack

You know, when she’d retell something incredibly wise and pithy he’d said on a train in front of loads of people?
 
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Orphan_Black

Dr Monroe really showing her honorary degree off, there.

So smart. Such science. Wow.
 
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Lanie

My background is science and the way she fucks about with it annoys the hell outta me.
 
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Lumpyspaceprincess

Good bedroom routine jack
Tweeting at 3am jack
Somethings simmering jack
Visible underwear jack
rearranging kitchen jack
Soft pink light jack
Allergic jack
Not allergic to those things anymore jack
Egg jack
Year of not buying anything jack
Buying any old shit jack
Make up jack
Working 20 hours a day jack
So many books in the pipeline jack

it’s like the worst ideas at a new Barbie brainstorming meeting.
 
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ecdb

hollowhusk said:
That's hilarious, so she started a thread on fish finger lasagna as self promotion and it got pulled.

Fish finger lasagna sounds vile, doesn't matter who cooks it the fish finger coating would go weird and soggy and sloppy.
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just googled the mumsnet ff lasagne and whilst it didn't bring up the post jack made herself, i noticed this in the comments and it actually made me laugh.
they've been on the cheese sauce issue since jack was nothing but a twinkle in my eye.

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Thu 10-Sep-20 19:42:58

Well she put some cheese and milk in a blender with some flour, before pouring it over, which made me WTF a bit. I’m no great cook but even I know you need to cook the flour out not just blitz it together with everything else.
 
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L3moning

TraceyJacks said:
Make do and mend, home made bath salts, William Morris curtains, we are the village green preservation society Jack.
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Does remind me of one of the less grim songs I like, Kate Rusby's cover of that Kinks song.


Side note, Kate Rusby is a good singer, but she's crap live.
 
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Captainmouse

Unfortunately somebody gifted her a weighted blanket
edit @Cookiecookie got there first
 
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Morrisey

Dragged a nutribullet to Edinburgh then proceeded to eat at Dishoom and 5 Guys Jack
 
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Wooh

Has Birthmark Jack been included?

Look at My Breasts/Don't You Dare Talk About My Breasts Jack (similar to lights on, lights off Jack)
 
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