Jack Monroe #240 Schwankend

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Pixieboots

Pixieboots

ecdb said:
no but i gather you'd like to enlighten me. if so, please do go ahead. i'm ready to receive.
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My google image search history is so cursed.

I'm sure there were others, but I think I've done enough.
 
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Captainmouse

Captainmouse

Lumpyspaceprincess said:
Good bedroom routine jack
Tweeting at 3am jack
Somethings simmering jack
Visible underwear jack
rearranging kitchen jack
Soft pink light jack
Allergic jack
Not allergic to those things anymore jack
Egg jack
Year of not buying anything jack
Buying any old tit jack
Make up jack
Working 20 hours a day jack
So many books in the pipeline jack

it’s like the worst ideas at a new Barbie brainstorming meeting.
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And another cracker
#thread title it’s like the worst ideas at a new Barbie brainstorming meeting.
 
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L3moning

skronkywildcat said:
She is so unsexy
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As I've said before, there are pictures where I find Jack quite attractive, because of the kind of aesthetic that I like (twinks and tomboys¹), bit other times it just doesn't work.

¹plus femme MILFs, but Jack isn't that
 
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ecdb

ecdb

Pixieboots said:
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My google image search history is so cursed.

I'm sure there were others, but I think I've done enough.
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imagine being so hungry for validation from strangers off the internet that you'd do this?

i felt embarrassingly awkward asking my partner of a decade to take a photo of me, on my own, in front of the taj mahal so i could send it to my mum, and then there's this.
 
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MooBelle

Django said:
Oh mate, this is fab, but rubbish on the scale of our wee Jackie's ailments
ADHD (severe)
Alcoholism
Allergies- tomatoes, onions and shellfish
Anaphylaxis
Anxiety
Arthritis (severe)
Asthma
Autism
BFRB
Borderline diabetes/hypoglycemia
Broke 46/47 bones in her foot
Broken ribs
Broken toe
Burnout (severe)
Chilblains
Concussion (severe)
Covid 19 and long Covid
Depression
Disfigured legs
Distended ribs
EDS
Eye injury (see @BeautifulTrauma )
Fucked up lungs (death rattle)
Hair loss
Hay fever (severe)
Heart problems
Heart attack
Hypersensitivity (wrists)
Immuno compromised
Lactose intolerant
Mouth ulcers and ouch mouth (severe)
Panic attack
Poor mental health
Port wine stains
PTSD
Scarring
Sexual abuse
Sinusitis (chronic)
Sprained shoulder
Sprained thumb (washing up injury)
Splinter (severe)
Stutter
Trauma
Weakened knees
Whiplash

The 'jobs' list is even more fantastical.
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Also, two that could almost make the list..
Glass in foot
Pretending to have cancer
 
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BananaSmith

BananaSmith

MancBee said:
There could be a range of cuddly toys to collect. The many incarnations of Jack.
The longer you subscribe the more you get. You could buy a specifically designed display case to show off the collection.

Sad thing is, there would be squiggles that would jump at the chance.
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As long as Never gonna post your stuff you've paid for Jack isn't in charge of posting them out
 
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