Jack Monroe #240 Schwankend

[Readingismyhobby]

So the spoons cost £105 total, but how much sodding Brasso is she going to need to clean the whole filthy hoard?

She won’t clean them. Probably won’t even use them.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

The sandwich is still bothering me.

 

[PinkMariner]

View attachment 989780Thread title suggestion……. Courtesy of our favourite Go Henry Squiggle!

I feel like GH squig is only not joining the cabal for the greater good, so she can continue to bang the drum on Twitter.

 

[Wooh]

She's going to treat us to a version of Landslide, played on the spoons.

She could do a spoon version of "you're going to miss me when I'm gone", a la Anna Hendricks in Pitch Perfect.

Except we wouldn't miss her when she's gone

 

[Flash123]

I feel like GH squig is only not joining the cabal for the greater good, so she can continue to bang the drum on Twitter.

She has gone nuclear tonight! There’s more!

 

[Powershower]

I SHAN’T regale you with my spoon count for fear of

What I will say, however is that I have more teaspoons than big spoons and that is because I steal them from the work canteen. I’m sure their spoon count has risen enormously during the last 2 years of wfh guidance.

 

[Flash123]

Good work Go Henry Squiggle.

 

[Hollaaa]

I'm using my spoon counting time to have a word with my boat organisation mate

 

[Powershower]

 

[Oxford_Girl]

That man with the forearms *swoon* has a new show on C5 watching it on catch up. Think it was on yesterday

 

[fauxpoor]

The sandwich is still bothering me.

It'll be spooned slop on softy, softy white bread

View attachment 989897
Good work Go Henry Squiggle.

BOOM!

 

[Hollaaa]

She could do a spoon version of "you're going to miss me when I'm gone", a la Anna Hendricks in Pitch Perfect.

Except we wouldn't miss her when she's gone

Gonna miss me by my hair

 

[Captainmouse]

I’m willing to bet I’ve got loads of miscellaneous excess cutlery not just spoons Periodically one of my cats rifles through the drawers in the kitchen and removes items to the back of the unit . It’s all integrated so we struggle to get far enough in to retrieve stuff . Even when we take all the drawers out to reach in and flail about and see what we can grab back we don’t have much luck . End up buying more and she ends up stealing whatever she wants like some kind of dragon cat hoarding pizza cutters etc like a dragon hoards gold . I have no clue why she does this

Have you tried one of those telescopic magnets?

 

[Powershower]

You’re not the only one squig!


It gets better

Ok I’m not adding anymore I promise!!

 

[Bobtheknob]

A chaos for the weekend - what a time to be alive.

 

[Captainmouse]

It looks a lot like the 13 pro max, I’m her height and my husband has it and it’s probably two of my palm widths?

Shocking she doesn’t have it in a case tho #mitherer

But is it insured?

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Whispers Lorraine Kelly

I read this in the Bo Selecta voice

 

[Lanie]

I forgot to count my wooden spoons and serving spoon, so 2 wooden spoons and one serving spoon.

 

[Captainmouse]

Or even a spoonful of chaos, keeping with the poppies theme

myself there poppins theme!

 

[PortiaControl]

Spoiler: O/T

Who the duck is Alice (Evans)??

You mean, you haven't seen the modern classic that is 102 Dalmatians?!?!