That's wallpaper? Genuinely thought it was a kid's drawing.
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Not the rug, surely?
The drawer.
The door.
Close them.
Please close them.
ETA- the washing machine is not straight. Nothing is. Can’t look any more.
She really has no taste does she? And I don't just mean wrt food.
The octopus mug, the fire hazard lights, the filthy kickstands, posh coffee maker when she doesn’t drink coffee….it’s like Jack’s greatest hits. Also -
(I’ve had the song in my head since I made the thread)
(I’ve had the song in my head since I made the thread)
Sorry. But what kitchen stuff would you put in those baskets?
Ugh. The twitch.
Ugh. The twitch.
She must have gone into a shop and bought them. Seven of them. At least. Why would you?
Ran here as soon as I saw the rug threat. Will she really do it, cabal? WILL SHE REALLY DO IT?! Surely not. Imagine the dust, dirt and debris in there 
. In the kitchen! *faints*
. In the kitchen! *faints*
Don't her squiggle followers ever wonder when she fits work in?
She spent a day sorting out clothes, a day dyeing clothes, a day steaming/photographing/wrapping clothes for sale, a day dressing up and having hair done and playing with makeup, a day sorting her kitchen. Unless, like her, they consider this her paid employment.
She hasn't finished her book, she hasn't appeared on TV, she hasn't sorted out her website, she hasn't created any new recipes (thankfully). What of any consequence has she done?
So what do these squiggles think is her actual job?
The Rug of Doom, trip hazard and habitat for countless horrid stuff , fire officer and food hygiene Jack strikes again.
TERRIBLE!
Bit late to the Red Dwarf nostalgia but no one in my day-to-day life understands how funny this is.
I thought she watered down her washing up liquid.
She complained before she couldn’t paint the walls but she can wallpaper?
She complained before she couldn’t paint the walls but she can wallpaper?
She'd probably try to put up the wallpaper herself with pritt stick and blue tac.
For those who are finding this a bit much (obviously at the other end of the scale but sometimes we just need something calming to look at).
It's the wall that's weak not the shelves lmao
Jack's definitely trolling us with the rug of doom.
I suppose when all the paid jobs have dried up then there's plenty of time for it.
I suppose when all the paid jobs have dried up then there's plenty of time for it.
The 4 slice toaster which she doesn't own.
Yes it’s definitely the muted cream kitchen at the root of your (apparent) mental health struggles, Jack, rather than the lifetime of lies catching up with you.
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