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Just caught up with @heretoreaditall2019 's excellent update on last year's Patreon FACTS. Thank you so much for that dear heart. It's just absolutely mind boggling that people are paying for her to do f all.

I feel like recently she's not even attempting to make out that she's even working. Nothing about the ridiculously overdue books, no "writing" selfies or TV appearances. She hasn't been on a podcast for a while and at one point it felt like she was on podcast after podcast. She just posts about her lunch and what she's been "sorting" at home. It's blatantly obvious that she's using the Patreon cash to fund a life of leisure. WHY CAN'T THE SQUIGS SEE THIS??!!
 
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It's a weird thing full stop, but definitely weirder when there's older kids around.

What was she hoping to achieve by doing it anyway? That LJC would be so turned on by nudie Jack with socks on, she'd take her back and they'd live off Louisa's income happily ever after?
I have no idea how she thought that would be endearing as an anecdote?
 
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I had a personalised Marmite for Christmas once. Very nice and all but those special labels do feel a bit like they were printed on someone's home inkjet.
 
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the fish people are doing more to turn me vegan than Jack ever has
 
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I made the marmite cheese bread thing from Veganish in lockdown 1 because all I had was self raising flour. I’m a huge marmite lover but it was so overpowering and you can tell it had never been tested with vegan cheese because you couldn’t taste it at all, it didn’t melt and was a complete waste of an ingredient. It was pretty easy though, and it worked, and I’m no baker, so I’d say it was one of her more successful efforts.

Just realised that those marmite pictures are a (very badly declared) so that’s another Unilever sponsorship.
 
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All this talk of lights being on makes me think of that time Jacked waxed on about the fire of a thousand sun's and a soft wool sun.
 
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