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[Lemonsweets91]

She has spent 45 quid on a set of seven dust traps. Once the grease from cooking gets on the wicker, and the dust sticks to the grease.... won't that be lovely.

Dust and grease? Where and when did you get insider access to her latest recipe???!

 

[HotesTilaire]

Those cupboards with buggered up “shabby chic” handles give me the rage. She could knock 1000s off the value of a house with her interior design skillz

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

The octopus mug, the fire hazard lights, the filthy kickstands, posh coffee maker when she doesn’t drink coffee….it’s like Jack’s greatest hits. Also - View attachment 986500
(I’ve had the song in my head since I made the thread)

But she decants it into milk bottles and mixes with 50% water?????? I'm so confused

 

[Hollaaa]

She'd probably try to put up the wallpaper herself with pritt stick and blue tac.

Over tiles.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Wilko aren’t gonna hire you, hun. It’s getting embarrassing

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

This wallpaper is surely for 6 year olds?

 

[EllaEm87]

Don’t Jackie have a Caroline to do that stuff?
It’s all gone quiet about her as well as Dash, granola, police report & new kitten

Grunking but I’m sure there was something recently about Caroline’s hands having moved on to greener pastures. I wonder if the furlough continued to be claimed regardless? Only speculation m’lud.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Tweeted & deleted:

 

[ecdb]

the grease that's going to end up covering those unnecessary baskets is giving me the heave.

Anyway, i'm still cringing my head off at: Welcome to my world. It bleeping sucks.

She's living like a poundland kim kardashian! no real job to speak of, frivolous spending habits, flaunting her lifestyle to others who are much worse off etc etc.

 

[Hollaaa]

Wilko aren’t gonna hire you, hun. It’s getting embarrassing

Jack is to Wilko what the fish people are to Jack.

 

[Veronicaaa]

This wallpaper is surely for 6 year olds?

I'm such a wallpaper geek, I could talk about it all day. My sister got this put up in her FANCY bathroom and it is *to die for*.

 

[LavaFlake]

Tweeted & deleted:

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Omg Jack stop trying to make pithy Gen Z statements. Her output is butt clenching cringe atm.

Those baskets are surely for dirty clothes or maybe a blanket in the living room too?! What is in them?!

 

[GoLando]

It's nice that she can use wallpaper paste in the crappy bungalow.

2017, elsewhere:
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ETA: Just read @Veronicaaa's Pritt Stick post which makes this even funnier.

“Receipts for money I used to have”

 

[MancBee]

Even though you have kindly put the definition in, I still have absolutely no idea what that word means or how to use it in a sentence.

Or how to pronounce it.

 

[karenina]

Or how to pronounce it.

sign as in road sign
eck as in by 'eck
ducky as in ducky

I think.

 

[Jelly Bean]

At least we have been spared the rack of what appeared to be soiled rags hanging above the back door
Did we ever find out what they were? Apart from a burglar deterent?

(If someone could find a photo I would be very grateful. I think ).

 

[BananaSmith]

But she decants it into milk bottles and mixes with 50% water?????? I'm so confused

That was then, this is now!

 

[Yorkiepud]

Why would the white/cream kitchen make her depressed yet dyeing all her clothes black(ish) improved her mood?

 

[Veronicaaa]

I love the way wilko specifically ask people to share their photos and yet whenever Jack does and tags them into it (which is OFTEN), they just studiously ignore her.

 

[EllaEm87]

That's wallpaper? Genuinely thought it was a kid's drawing.

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Doesn’t that Paris kitchen person have rainbows and cutesy stuff? Jack is a serial plagiarist. No original thought.