Wooh
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It is terrible, be warnedIs that video still available- I haven't had my first daily dose of cringing yet
- Notice
Veronicaaa
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She must have gone into a shop and bought them. Seven of them. At least. Why would you?
Pocahontas
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Did you make béchamel?OMG exactly! Long term readers may know (sorry for the Jack-ism) that I used to have a fast food takeaway shop
, we made everything from massive vats of soups to steak pies, lasagnes, macaroni, chilli, full breakfasts, paninis, chips obvs (etc etc you get the drift) in the tiniest of spaces to feed loads of hungry tradesmen and office workers every day. Her kitchen is about 4 times the size of our tiny one, our entire space was probably only slightly larger than hers in total and we managed to cram massive freezers deep fat fryers and industrial griddle units etc and there were quite a few of us who had to work in it. She has NO IDEA.
Veronicaaa
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She's totally got one of these? She used it for DKL?
Natch! The base for our cheese sauce for our macaroni cheese and lasagne! This is why her 'method' burns to the CORE.
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Orphan_Black
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Have the police had any leads on her 40 boxes of tat and the lawnmower?!
HotesTilaire
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Well that was an enlightening and annoying grunk. Nice deployment of J 93kg there for us ninnies. Keep posting your brain starts, Jack, it lets people know you’re not at all poor.
Bear in mind she intimated she had about 30k in savings a few weeks ago. Things like the Hellman’s and Mel Donte partnerships would have brought in serious money as well, like 50k upwards. I think she said once that the website (aft links) brought in a decent monthly amount as well.
Bear in mind she intimated she had about 30k in savings a few weeks ago. Things like the Hellman’s and Mel Donte partnerships would have brought in serious money as well, like 50k upwards. I think she said once that the website (aft links) brought in a decent monthly amount as well.
Lumpyspaceprincess
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I thought she watered down her washing up liquid.
She complained before she couldn’t paint the walls but she can wallpaper?
She complained before she couldn’t paint the walls but she can wallpaper?
Veronicaaa
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She'd probably try to put up the wallpaper herself with pritt stick and blue tac.
BlendedSlop
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Why does she always have to use this twee, self-infantilising wording when she has to do half a day's graft? Gentle decluttering, softly, restfully writing, etc. Like the toil of actually doing anything other than buying expensive crap she doesn't need or splattering her every inane thought on Twatter is so great she needs to make sure her followers know she's not overdoing it.
SweetTransvestite
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GoLando
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Doesn’t everyone create their house on SimsWho the fuck makes scale models of their room and furniture? Surely you just use your eyes and think “that’ll work” or “no, my 7 sideboards won’t fit in this room”?
How much STUFF does she have to need to make a scale model? LJC, it makes me sick.
So I guess we can tick “mega planning of selling some shit clothes” off the to do list if she’s moved on to another project? Well done Jack
Seeing as you’ve fully caught up Jack, can you update us on the kitten and Dash please?
Shuffle furniture around that way?
MancBee
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Where is this common Essex accent Jack constantly refers to? Sounds like a middle class southerner to me. Though it is clear she puts it on for the camera.
Her accent is all over the place, from plum in the gob posh, all the way to Chas and Dave east end, via somewhere in the Thames estuary. We've even heard her used black American vernacular!
Limey
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Matt’s key error here is that he has sought out people who are knowledgable and engaging to appear on the programme. He should have just got the Veganiest Vegan who has ever Veganed*
*may include cheap bacon offcuts
BlendedSlop
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This entire post is *chef's kiss*
I love you Sidey-T.
Jack's version of snake charming would be pounding at the household piano with one hand while tweeting with the other. One by one, larded snakes (would usually be buttered but when you can't afford butter, needs must) would rise out of the baskets, sidle up to her and hiss in her ear "You know, you really dessssserve that ssssssixteenth ssssssideboard. Treat yourssssself."
Ninch55
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Because you really need more shit, don’t you? Stop spending other peoples money, pay your tax bill and do some sodding work.
kachoochoo
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it's insightful, scathing political commentary like that that'll finally push boris over the edge no doubt
Veronicaaa
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That's wallpaper? Genuinely thought it was a kid's drawing.
OwlRightsReserved
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God she's making me see red today.
That's a lovely kitchen. but when my husband worked off-shore, we lived for a time in a very manky house that we foolishly thought would end up being a great investment. The kitchen was an absolute dive. I'd have killed for her kitchen. Light, airy, lots of countertop space! She's so flipping ungrateful.
Politics Jack is a total knobhead, so there's that as well to really irritate me.
She really thinks she's mini-Nigella by replying to everyone with this faux-sweetness. Piss off, Jack.
That's a lovely kitchen.
but when my husband worked off-shore, we lived for a time in a very manky house that we foolishly thought would end up being a great investment. The kitchen was an absolute dive. I'd have killed for her kitchen. Light, airy, lots of countertop space! She's so flipping ungrateful.Politics Jack is a total knobhead, so there's that as well to really irritate me.
She really thinks she's mini-Nigella by replying to everyone with this faux-sweetness. Piss off, Jack.
Nottonightbabe
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My draining board is on the right but alas I have no worktop to the left, so any dirty bits have to go on the other side of the room. It's a mobile home and my kitchen is smol. Though it's smol I designed it myself so it's well set up for cooking and I love it 
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