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[Into_the_tunnel]

Not going to list things she could have done with just under £70 but buying lots of cutlery she doesn’t need isn’t one of them.

Again, not really sure what is going on but something isn’t right.

This won’t make her feel better, more complete or inspire her to start doing something again. It is a sticking plaster.

 

[ecdb]

the grease that's going to end up covering those unnecessary baskets is giving me the heave.

Anyway, i'm still cringing my head off at: Welcome to my world. It fucking sucks.

She's living like a poundland kim kardashian! no real job to speak of, frivolous spending habits, flaunting her lifestyle to others who are much worse off etc etc.

 

[Cookiecookie]

Just seen this post on Trifle Defenders IG story. Potatoes. Will she dare?

 

[Fruitjack]

'literal vultures'. Does she know what a vulture is? And does she know what the word literal means?

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

She lie!

 

[traumatised sideboard]

I want to see the smol cardboard representations of her furniture she calculated the dimensions of and then laboriously crafted with her poor wizened arthritic hands. Wait... is this the daily Pythagoras application?!

 

[Cookiecookie]

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Why fish people, why? She's not going to eat or advertise your fish

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

All the draining board chat yesterday made me remember this cursed image. Why in the name of LJC is she so het up about which side her drainer's on if all she's going to do is use it as yet another piece of furniture to mount with her Mediterranean arse?

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Poor orange jumpsuit.

We mourn its autumnal hues, lost in the #blackening, forever to be remembered in this way, now existing with its friends in their faded glory, never to be seen again.

 

[EllaEm87]

time is of no importance when you have no job but the money keeps rolling in anyway.

mildly OT, but the level of detail Jack and many others give on their SM accounts is so dull. since when did we have to document even the most mundane tasks such as giving the kitchen a clean or listing old clothes on ebay?! is the need for validation from strangers so vitally important that every day tasks need to be celebrated? oh, i just cant deal with this woman*.
* apologies if me gendering Jack is offensive to anyone; it wasn't my intention and i didn't know about non-binary/trans wishes made by Jack until they were mentioned a couple of days ago. I'd have been mortified to have misgendered someone but it seems she is content to be referred to as a woman - at least thats what i think i've read.

Her pronouns are getting children fed, or something

 

[DinosaurSenior]

Cos the remainders were pulped? And you can't sell the ones you have?

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Erm...they're really not...

 

[ecdb]

Hardly the library of Alexandria is it?

For the love of god please make this the new thread title. I have laughed HARD at this.

 

[Mr Krabs]

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This reminds me of when you stay at your gran’s house and you have to sleep on an air bed in the spare room, which has shelves of dusty old Reader’s Digest books and knitting magazines from 1974.

She’s probably sleeping in the hallway/nook because she’s hoarded the fuck out of the bedrooms. Wasn’t it just a few months ago she was doing a cringe Changing Rooms style sped up video in her spare bedroom?

 

[karenina]

Cream cheese in a chicken casserole? I'm a vegan myself but the ways of the carnivore are not totally unknown to me - do people put cream cheese in a chicken casserole? Sounds kind of gloopy.

 

[BlendedSlop]

I spy a fancy Nespresso Creatista machine with integrated milk frother. I have one (fancy) and bought at Argos. It was nearly £350. I might add that this was bought by my partner who wanted one for when he stays. I'd make do with Tesco instant.

Though for Jack to have one is a bit odd. It seems a lot for someone to pay for a coffee machine when they don't drink coffee.

That'll be the one she bought with the advance for Bad Food For Good Days (why do I know this!? I'm pretty sure my specialist subject on Mastermind could be Jack Monwoe at this point).

Re: her deleted D E P R E S S I O N S U C K S tweet, are we to take it the lights are off again already? Has it sunk in that Wren aren't going to gift her a new kitchen in gratitude for all the good she does?

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Just to keep everyone updated.

Food has to be beige.
Clothes have to be black(ish).
Kitchen has to be minging rainbow coloured.

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

Does she mean SMIDGE?

 

[Veronicaaa]

She wants to be to Wilko what Kerry Katona was to Iceland.
Someone will have the receipt, but not so long ago she was disagreeing with how they treated their staff.(apologies if the cabal has moved on, grunking)

I completely forgot about the Wilko boycott! Lasted about a month I think before she hauled her immunocompromised arse back down there again to buy a backpackful of paint.

 

[Veronicaaa]

I love how she always says she works 10,000 hours+ a week so when you divide the big figure salary by all of those hours she's on less than the living wage.

Babe, you haven't worked 80 hours in total in your whole adult life. Passive income based on your poverty narrative is essentially legal fraud. Now FUCK OFF.

Jack counts every moment she is awake as 'work'. Some when she's asleep too.

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

"My grandmother fled a fascist dictatorship and brought prized family possessions as a security; thankfully those possessions survived, which means they're perfect to palm off on a low-rent food destroyer cook."

That squig needs to sit down and have a big think.

This has really shocked me.

 

[Pixieboots]

She's an entire circus of clowns, can't cope with her today.