Jack Monroe #238 Honestly, they're like two stupid pigeons fighting over a discarded doughnut

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I was just looking at an old vegan cookbook, published when Jack was 16. Please don’t call the onion police, but even her shit ideas aren’t her own.
 
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The whole 'famous friends' thing came during the time she was with Allegra so she could very well have been talking about A's friends rather than her own.
That’s true - she probably went to hide in the bathroom and A went to find her 20 minutes later - “what the f*** are you doing? Get back down there, this is a career opportunity!”
 
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That’s true - she probably went to hide in the bathroom and A went to find her 20 minutes later - “what the f*** are you doing? Get back down there, this is a career opportunity!”
I mean, one could make insinuations about people disappearing off to the bathroom for a certain recreational reason.....

(CONJECTURE!)
 
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Jack will not be mentioning this again in case RSM has a go.
(Still) on a grunk but I don't follow anyone else in the Twittersphere of grift but I am an avid fan of the podcast My Dad Wrote A Porno so every time someone puts RSM my mind automatically fills in "Regional Sales Managers" instead and I get so lost for a few seconds
 
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Aah yes, he was a real and dangerous nutter though with a fairly large right wing following, so I could see how she would be traumatised. He inflamed hatred against real life targets and eventually ended up in prison - I think he's out now but banned from the internet (no, I don't know how that works or is policed either). I didn't really take him as seriously as I probably should have at the time tbh, treated him as just another keyboard warrior and laughed at him appropriately.

To stay on topic though, she does write absolute bollocks doesn't she?
 
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I dooon't understand. If they were genuine friends at the dinner party famous but genuine - she seems to be saying:

people I have met along this fantastic journey, got along with, and stayed in touch with.

Then why this gritted teeth, gotta-shake-my-money-maker attitude to going downstairs and hanging out with them?

Idiot! At least be consistent over one to two paragraphs please...
 
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Grunking - apologies if this has already been noted.

'I fell down the stairs later on as my knee gave out
as I was slowly edging down them holding onto both
the rails. I have rails installed on all stairs in my house
and near seats, that help me get up when I can't
manage it.'

 

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The Daily Mail have done an article on how much money James Arthur (the singer from X Factor) has made in the last 2 years, with information which I guess was taken from his filed company accounts. Maybe they should instead look at who hasn't filed...
 
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I mean ... That belongs in the hinch thread!

Shitty "bungalow" my arse
 
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I can’t listen to it in public. Too much !
 
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That was written in 2016. She didn't move to the shitty bungalow until 2019.
 
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Is that the poor house?!
 
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Is that the poor house?!
Yes.
The 'shitty bungalow ' with a 'spiral staircase ' just isn't true. She is that blatant.
That particular hallway is actually one of three.
The archway leads to a HUGE hallway (where she would be standing to take the photo) and it is so large it has a beautiful victorian fireplace.
I believe she has a sideboard in there too.

(All info taken from Jack's own SM posts m'lud)
 
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oh i wish i could have a look at this in more detail.

i didn't think my flabber could be any more gasted than it already was - this has floored me. how fucking dare she lie so blatantly.
 
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