I’ve got exactly three bendicks bittermints left and if she thinks I’m smashing them up with some manky digestives she’s wilding even harder than usual.
I think mini lives with SB. At his dad’s.I wish an oblivious head of a squiggle would pipe up apropos of nothing, and ask about Mini
I'm usually an Aldi frau but I heard about the truffles through my local vegan group. Aldi just now are brilliant. Their brownies, blondies and pain au chocolat are *chef's kiss* Lidl have a vegan cake by Almondy and Asda have vegan prawn crackersLidl & Aldi have been outstanding with their vegan range, as well as good quality fruit and veg.
I cannot fathom why Jack never uses either and will gleefully shop at Waitrose. She is absolutely shameless in all approaches to her life. 16 weeks of therapy and not a thing has changed.
I'm also surprised Aardman are still going with it, surely all this SM guff should have been posted before Christmas?!
*Sheepishly raises hand* I quite like bounty’s can’t say I’m a sensible creature though.We had a few celebrations left but a strange mouse got in the tub and et them all. It also nibbled on my wife’s gym sliders, so it’s quite possibly an ex mouse now.
edit mouse is strange because the only ones left were bounty’s and surely no sensible creature likes those
Jack will not be mentioning this again in case RSM has a go.so, the pork belly won out in the end
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are we to assume it went so well, she's baking a cake as we speak?
Cursed euphemism.Are we to assume it went so well, she's baking a cake as we speak?
bounty is the 2nd best celebration (after galaxy caramel)*Sheepishly raises hand* I quite like bounty’s can’t say I’m a sensible creature though.
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Galaxy caramel is my fave but Bounty is grim. I only like savoury coconut thingsbounty is the 2nd best celebration (after galaxy caramel)
I firmly blame gwen west for the continuing bounty slander
And DashI wish an oblivious head of a squiggle would pipe up apropos of nothing, and ask about Mini
Me too I still get a little sad they don’t exist anymore. You can import some from India but they aren’t the same as the original (I tried them to be sure!)Don’t want to do a Jack here but just want to say I really mis the Cadbury fuse. It was extremely underrated!
You can't tell me she doesn't read here, her posts chime too much with ours!so, the pork belly won out in the end
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are we to assume it went so well, she's baking a cake as we speak?