Jack Monroe #237 Cycles through personalities like a dying Terminator

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Excuse my ignorance but what would HMRC do if there is no money in the bank to pay her dues? Would they end up bankrupting her?
Yes I think so, isn’t part of the current bankruptcy proceedings against Katie Price a large sum she owes to HMRC? I guess she could declare herself bankrupt…
 
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That's ok. We'll probably still be here, on thread #1500 or something.

https://giphy.com/13mPeKqo7YBZhS
 
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I mean she recently openly tweeted about having £30k in the bank as a partial deposit on the house that taste forgot (who was she tweeting? Fucking Irvine Welsh or someone? Ridiculous) so she’s been public in announcing that she has the dollar to cover any outstanding tax bill.

She’s so dense, honestly.
 
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tax man with his print outs from 237 threads of receipts from tattle of how much she earns!
 
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I am probably wrong, and there are more learned fraus than me...but if you use stuff, like magimixes, bowls, cooking stuff, sideboards and cupboards say, for use in your business (basically all her cooking equipment), then they can be claimed as a business asset and sold to pay off the debt?
 
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Thank you.

Too short.

Thank you.

That would cheese her off.

Yes I think so, isn’t part of the current bankruptcy proceedings against Katie Price a large sum she owes to HMRC? I guess she could declare herself bankrupt…
Ah. Jackie is going to have to come up with some whoppers to try and weasel her way out of this.
 
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If she bought them through the company, yes, they're assets of the business. That said, it's vanishingly unlikely the smaller items would be repossessed, simply not worth the administration costs of selling them (liquidators charge an absolute fortune). Any new-ish tech would probably go though.
 
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Surely the biggest outcome from being bankrupt would be another reason why she couldn’t buy a ‘forever home’.
 
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Thank you & @Falkor for the intel!

I’ve been told by our accountant that HMRC start taking estimated payments out your company account if you fuck them around, is this true? Guessing she’s going to continue messing about for as many years as the investigation takes, sad we won’t get our juicy year accounts any time soon
 
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Surely the biggest outcome from being bankrupt would be another reason why she couldn’t buy a ‘forever home’.
And an opportunity to assume victimhood, along the lines of having to pay tax on time being so, so difficult for those with whatever condition it is she claims to have.
 
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In my local Botox shop, they do something with Botox to mask visible gums that has the secondary effect of plumper lips. I’d hazard a guess that’s what she has had.
Its called a lip flip, but in my humble opinion there is too much noticeable filler migration for the change to be solely explained by a lip flip on its own...
 
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Oh thank goodness! It's a nightmare trying not to see anything before I can actually watch it. Although I suppose I c


Essex Girl did say that it would probably be a tax/money thing that would be her undoing.
Yes - she must have known about the non payment. Essex Girl era was short-lived but sooo enlightening
 
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Yes my experience was similar! Glad it’s not just me.
 
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Agree with the consensus, the nose concern is primarily that I’m suspicious of the “more jam, mama” pov-play grifter spending on fripperies whilst rattling a tip jar. Most of the pics I’d used were press ones where presumably there wasn’t any photoshopping, one selfie was facetuned but the point remains the nose is bigger at the bottom.
It’s possibly Botox and fillers, it’s possible it’s grown a bit (it’s true this seems to happen as our faces lose their youth) but it’s definitely significantly changed.
 
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Which makes crying to Rishi mate even more ridiculous!

I’m not here for bankrupt Jack, it will end up being her latest re-brand.
 
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