Jack Monroe #236 You absolute whelksplat!

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HotesTilaire

Walkdengirl said:
As a Lancashire person that now lives in Yorkshire we don't eat mince pies and cheese, we have Christmas cake with a wedge of Wensleydale (or for me sometimes Lancashire).

I would never eat a mince pie and cheese toastie
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Well said. Liverpool might be independent from the Red Rose shire these days but it’s xmas cake (without the icing FYI) and a crumbly white cheese like Stilton, Wensleydale or even Cheshire. And we invented a shit pudding called
wet Nelly
 
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Lanie

The more I think about it the more I feel for anyone that has to endure the food.

I used to know a little old lady who kept food indefinitely and then give it to you. It was meant kindly but truthfully I always made my excuses about having eaten and said I would take it home. It was binned before I got home. She is a lovely lady and she meant it all kindly but I didn't want food poisoning.
 
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GoLando

OwlRightsReserved said:
Came to say the same thing. Now she’s a Joni fan? She can fuck right off. Not to go full Emma Thompson In Love Actually but Joni Mitchell's music changed me for the better and I don't want Novax Jackovic anywhere near it.
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Please tell me someone has said Novax Jackovic for a thread title??
 
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MooBelle

Oh bless you for your awakening xxxx
£68k for the book.
At least £10k (almost certainly more) for the Hellman's shitshow.
At least £1k a month for the Patreon (most likely 3 times that)
An ex-fiance who earned over £250k a year when they were together and Jack was screaming poverty.
The list is endless.
 
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People-huv-tae-know

anon12300 said:
If she got paid twice for the same book, and at least one of those times was to the tune of 68k, why didn't she just buy a house?

I do not understand what she has done with all of that money?
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Spunking it on tat and
Edit: and 🥸 memberships
 
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Marj24

Am still shook up by the recent disregard to food safety, a bit late for a thread suggestion but...

Food poisoning roulette, do you feel lucky?
 
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Mr Krabs

Plus any royalties and advances from books, the Hopkins lawsuit money, BBC appearances (probably around £5-10k), the Netflix collab to make sticky brown poo, money from affiliate links etc from cookingojabootstrap.

Can’t afford butter though.
 
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LennyBriscoe

Happy New Year to the best Grifter Hunters in the world!

Thank you for your lovely words @colouredlines, I miss you guys . On reading HTRIA’s post I sense that at best things are just as bad or at worse, worse. It was AA/Recovery Jack that tipped me over the edge tbh - it exposed to me how much the programme can be manipulated to suit someone’s own needs and she’s a charlatan when it comes to boiling pasta so it’s awful to see her with access to vulnerable people.

With the instances of tweets being recovered from the past on a few subjects here, I’ve found myself on a couple of new threads. I’m sure if there was anything from Jack’s past of a bigoted nature it would’ve been uncovered by now! On one of the threads they mentioned the Twitter way back archive thing and I was like “aha!! I’ve heard of that!”

Hope you guys have all had a good Christmas and new year
 
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Toffee finger

I can hear my neighbour softly softly playing Landslide. I know Jack won’t have moved in as it’s a lowly flat but it’s still creeped me out a bit!
 
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Powershower


Is this also the source of her saying she can’t use Southend post office? As if there’s only one!
 
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ecdb

I’ve been absolutely seething every single day since discovering this thread. Honestly, I’ve had a face like thunder for a week.
I want to keep swearing!
 
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