Jack Monroe #235 Goggleslop

[ecdb]

Deadlines. Book 7.

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June 27th 2021. Editing.
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December 2021. Still editing.
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(The January 2021 deadline was already an extended one)

This is amazing. It’s the biggest effort to basically explain why her homework is late.
if she stopped dicking around taking photos of everything she’s ever written down, perhaps she would have had a better chance of meeting her deadline.
Oh honestly, I’ve only been on this thread a couple of days and she’s getting on my tits massively already.

should add, im ridding myself of all the leftover cheese by making macaroni cheese (cheese calculator not utilised) this evening. Haven’t blitzed flour, water, margarine et al, sadly. A decision I’ll no doubt regret.

 

[Mr Krabs]

Editing since January? What the hell is she writing? Is she Proust? Is this her masterpiece In Search of Lost Slop? Even with a 16 week aparthotel jolly she could have been done months ago.

 

[Tabitha D]

A friend has been texting me absolutely INCENSED because she's just spotted Jack's brioche wreath and says it's such a blatant rip-off of Nadiya's recipe which was in the Nadiya Bakes book YEARS ago, pic looks exactly the same and the only thing changed is the mincemeat filling (Nadiya uses cranberry sauce). Anyway, I said it had been spotted by us but it made me think that anyone who knows anything in the cookery world will also have noticed it, no wonder everyone's turning against her.

It was a bit odd that she suddenly produced something that looked relatively appealing when most of her food is brown slop (you only have to look at her Insta grid for the full horror). Anyone would be suspicious.

 

[Lanie]

So what's her plans for the new year?!

Will she finally get a forever home? Part of me hopes she will or find a daft suga mumma to keep her quiet!

 

[Veronicaaa]

I love it when Jack's not tweeting and spreading her bad vibes all over the internet. It means we can wander down memory lane and it also gives us more time to notice the subtweets.

Also haha at this

 

['EllsBells]

I have just been on Jack's website . She has both tip jar and donate buttons which go to a PayPal link. She doesn't do things but halves does she. I though the donate button may lead to links to where you could donate to charities/food banks etc. BTW her shop is under development still. . Oh, and why is her pastry recipe so difficult? Just follow Delia and you can grate the fat from the freezer for quickness).
(Edited for spelling and additional sentances)

 

[Django]

This is amazing. It’s the biggest effort to basically explain why her homework is late.
if she stopped dicking around taking photos of everything she’s ever written down, perhaps she would have had a better chance of meeting her deadline.
Oh honestly, I’ve only been on this thread a couple of days and she’s getting on my tits massively already.

should add, im ridding myself of all the leftover cheese by making macaroni cheese (cheese calculator not utilised) this evening. Haven’t blitzed flour, water, margarine et al, sadly. A decision I’ll no doubt regret.

Babe, same.
I made cauliflower cheese but was a sad haus frau and melted a lump of butter, added some flour then whisked in some milk. I didn’t need Pythagoras, a bullet blender or need to be told how long to freeze it.

 

[Dogmuck]

I have just been on Jack's website . She has both tip jar and donate buttons which go to a PayPal link. She doesn't do things but halves dies she. I though the donate button may lead to links to where you could donate to charities/food banks etc. BTW her shop is under development still. .

Is it working? Have the crack team brought it back from the brink?

 

[ecdb]

Babe, same.
I made cauliflower cheese but was a sad haus frau and melted a lump of butter, added some flour then whisked in some milk. I didn’t need Pythagoras, a bullet blender or need to be told how long to freeze it.

That’s pretty much the same recipe I used, but I’m now worried it won’t turn out like lumpy slop

 

[gimlet]

I have just been on Jack's website . She has both tip jar and donate buttons which go to a PayPal link. She doesn't do things but halves does she. I though the donate button may lead to links to where you could donate to charities/food banks etc. BTW her shop is under development still. . Oh, and why is her pastry recipe so difficult? Just follow Delia and you can grate the fat from the freezer for quickness).
(Edited for spelling and additional sentances)

I've come out of the Lurk to say that I noticed the same thing. I had faint hope that the 'donate' button would be for something useful, even though I know better now after half a week of solid Grunking.

 

[Django]

So what's her plans for the new year?!

Will she finally get a forever home? Part of me hopes she will or find a daft suga mumma to keep her quiet!

Hopefully Jack is changing her bedding, sorting out her tax affairs and looking after her boy.

 

[Dogmuck]

I dont think I’ve ever ventured on to her website before - has it ever been updated since 2018? I was actually relatively impressed by the layout and what appears to be a fairly user friendly format (disclaimer - reader I didn’t “use” it I just imagined it was user friendly) then mid the 12p recipes I come across this...

good god, that’s her business site, how unprofessional

 

[Lanie]

I love it when Jack's not tweeting and spreading her bad vibes all over the internet. It means we can wander down memory lane and it also gives us more time to notice the subtweets.

Also haha at this

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My mates all lived close to me so I did the maverick thing and went out with them. I know crazy!

 

[FrumpyCat]

Hang on. Wasn’t Bootstrap the one written on an archaic Nokia?!

So Jack said. The same phone she used to apply for 300 jobs.

I think she also had a spreadsheet on that phone. She spoke of using one, with conditional formatting to track her incoming and outgoings. Unless I misunderstood, and it was a sheet of lined paper and Jack’s colouring in pencils.

What a shame the nearby Southend public library or any of the local colleges, or the job centre, or that place for young mums that referred her to the foodbank, didn’t have computers that were freely accessible.

 

[Veronicaaa]

I'd like to ask a question about AA which maybe one of our more knowledgeable fraus will be able to answer. Is there any kind of protocol for when someone's misrepresenting it in the media? I mean, could Jack expect anyone to take her aside at her next meeting and suggest to her she not write about it on twitter? Would she get pushback for misinformation or for setting herself up so publicly as the People's Princess unofficial sponsor?

 

[Hollaaa]

I dont think I’ve ever ventured on to her website before - has it ever been updated since 2018? I was actually relatively impressed by the layout and what appears to be a fairly user friendly format (disclaimer - reader I didn’t “use” it I just imagined it was user friendly) then mid the 12p recipes I come across this...
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good god, that’s her business site, how unprofessional

Such a non-problem, as per usual immediately resolved by closing down Twitter and getting on with life.

 

[Shawads]

Wonder if a bit part in this is actually the gig of the year?

Boiling Point - Tyneside Cinema

Graham stars as head chef Andy Jones, who leads service at an acclaimed London restaurant. As the night progresses, so does the intensity of the film, as he has to tackle the obstacles of a health and safety inspection, a new starter in the kitchen, customer demands and the looming presence of a...

tynesidecinema.co.uk

 

[ChocolateMuffin]

I think Caroline of the hands has quit.

I think we need to be EXTREMELY careful when speculating here. Honestly not try to mod.... but we only have evidence of one hand.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Wonder if a bit part in this is actually the gig of the year?

Boiling Point - Tyneside Cinema

Graham stars as head chef Andy Jones, who leads service at an acclaimed London restaurant. As the night progresses, so does the intensity of the film, as he has to tackle the obstacles of a health and safety inspection, a new starter in the kitchen, customer demands and the looming presence of a...

tynesidecinema.co.uk

Yet another SG stormer. However, not recovered from watching his outstanding performance in The Virtues and that was years ago so I think I will give it a miss.

 

[Adayinthelife]

Babe, same.
I made cauliflower cheese but was a sad haus frau and melted a lump of butter, added some flour then whisked in some milk. I didn’t need Pythagoras, a bullet blender or need to be told how long to freeze it.

snap (too short)