If they got in the house they might have messed up all the colour co-ordinated post it’s shed stuck on the dining room wall, small mercies and all that.
Jack Monroe #235 Goggleslop
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Running late for dinner, but also can't stop scrolling. Happy new year, cabal!
One of our favourite squiggles hitting the nail on the head!
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They probably clocked the garage when they took the bikes from the shed thinking there might be more in there. How disappointed must they have been
(Edit being burgled is awful, if it wasn’t Jack and I think it’s all bollocks I wouldn’t be making jokes! I’m not completely heartless)
She is the BEST
Why is everything somehow our fault? I’ve said this before (many times) but everything, EVERYTHING is always someone else’s fault. She is completely unable to take any responsibility for her behaviour at all. This is why she cannot stick to the 12 steps. Or any sort of recovery program. Other people are always to blame.
Still isolating in the plague pit here at SlopA House (rented) and I was going to drop in on the F&D thread to intermittently hang out with you all but Praise Beans there may be further incoming chaos. I have just submitted this gif to the internet black hole of sacrifice (not, it has not seen a backup of bootstrap.con since 2018 either) to ask the dark Lord LJC to bring some New Year light into all our eyes the the medium of further bullshit.
She’s having to pull these ridiculous grift stunts because she’s realised she has literally no paid work lined up for 2022.
The more ridiculous she gets the closer she becomes to being outed as a grifter and liar on mainstream Twitter
The more ridiculous she gets the closer she becomes to being outed as a grifter and liar on mainstream Twitter
OT: Not a great fan of the mask tbh. It doesn't even cover my identity.
Is that ICO squiggle? I've lost track. Good on her.
Captain Caaaaaaveman.
I have a new court outfit. It’s getting expensive so if anyone wants to contribute…
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Jay zus Sloppy-A that’s horrific
It's Go Henry squig!
Literally no one is revelling in this. The combo of lengthy overnight hair/makeup, paranoia (even if she has been burgled again it very obviously wasn't us FFS) and grand claims re sobriety makes me suspicious as hell. I hope she's got someone checking in on her.
I'm going as a kumquat
I’m going as a vegan ingredient. Apparently things are going to get SEXY. Better put on a pot of stew.
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How in the WORLD could those costumes be described as 'sexy' lmao.
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