Jack Monroe #235 Goggleslop

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Lanie

Lanie

BlendedSlop said:
Leftover Larder returned! For a grand total of...er...two tweets. How odd, it's so unlike Jack to make a big song and dance promoting something then fail to follow it up. I just hope that poor squiggle managed to find a use for the leftover roasties languishing in her fridge since Christmas Day.

Jack posted her ludicrously complex recipe for something which was only later clarified as being an alleged cheese sauce, for "pasta, cooking chicken in, risottos, anything really." Well, I for one am inspired by that passionate pitch. Unfortunately I only have two Babybels, a handful of Dairylea triangles and a Cheestring, but I'm sure it'll work out OK. Cheese is cheese, innit.

She had a crack team of a dozen tech experts working round the clock to fix her Wordpress website. It's unclear as yet how successful they've been.

She's suffered "about six major life disasters" in the past 48 hours. Has she moved to Albert Square or Hollyoaks village over Christmas and not told anyone?

She seems to be alleging that someone from Tattle may have ransacked her garage to steal her granddad's old pans. Best lawyer up ladies (and gents).
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I don't want crappy old pans I have plenty of my own thanks Hun, also I was in our motherland until recently so it wasn't me.

Happy new year to all read and "don't" read here, may it be eventful.
 
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heretoreaditall2019

heretoreaditall2019

Veronicaaa said:
It's Go Henry squig!
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Wait what?! Sorry if I’ve missed this amongst the utter chaos of today but the one who’s gone on a rampage under the national hero nomination is also the one that wiped out a go Henry account / the go Henry mum? Brilliant if so - HMRC will be calling her up next asking for leads omg
 
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Veronicaaa

Veronicaaa

heretoreaditall2019 said:
Wait what?! Sorry if I’ve missed this amongst the utter chaos of today but the one who’s gone on a rampage under the national hero nomination is also the one that wiped out a go Henry account / the go Henry mum? Brilliant if so - HMRC will be calling her up next asking for leads omg
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No no no, THIS is Go Henry squig!

KingBabar said:
One of our favourite squiggles hitting the nail on the head!
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BlendedSlop

BlendedSlop

Couldn't find a Le Creuset Court outfit so this one will have to do. I've got another six in the wardrobe x

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Froggies

Froggies

I assumed it was Trifle Defender but if it is GoHenry squig then shes getting her nomination in early for next years Sloppies (and I heartily approve)
 
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Veronicaaa

Veronicaaa

I was on there for a while bitching about you too, but they wouldn't give me my own thread so I LEFT

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Flash123

Flash123

Vanelope said:
Are we getting our court outfits out again now we are accused of burglarising?

Just kidding - this is my New Year’s outfit obvs


SNAP!
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Can we go together? (Away to charge my phone before anyone panics!)
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