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Jack Monroe #228 The winter of our fishcontent
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She’s selling the cancer cookbook for the highest price I’ve seen out of places selling it, the wretched worm (I’m trying to stop swearing as I’ll be around younglings two weeks today).
I got asked if we counted the pieces before we put them out this week.
Me: yes, I sit and count all 1000 or 500 pieces of all the jigsaws that we are donated to check they are complete.
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She’s beginning to sell them this close to Christmas? With a national back log in post & parcels? Good luck to them all 
She'll just blame the Royal Mail, she has form!She’s beginning to sell them this close to Christmas? With a national back log in post & parcels? Good luck to them all
She’s selling a cancer cookbook on there. (Someone else’s)
Pound the meat thoroughly until tender. Use plenty of oil and only phallic-shaped veg. Relax and take your time while cooking. Serve with suggestive dumpling placement.
This would actually be perfect for Jack’s bedside slow cooker.
Does she not understand that you balance your diet over a period of time? You don't have to do it over every plateful! Her version of a classic soup turns something delicate and beautiful into something prosaic.
Outstanding work @colouredlines even though I saw six of your murder victims on my walk today. You might be a heartless glove killer but you certainly know how to mither.
It took me ages to find this screenshot (courtesy of @I'MBUSY) from back in February when she fired shots at the cabal, not realising she was the meme of the two Spidermans pointing at each other. Another Jack classic that has aged like a fine Boursin.
It took me ages to find this screenshot (courtesy of @I'MBUSY) from back in February when she fired shots at the cabal, not realising she was the meme of the two Spidermans pointing at each other. Another Jack classic that has aged like a fine Boursin.
Soup? I thought it was risotto!
Why would you do such a boring jigsaw. Oh yeah it's her.
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On first look I thought it was risotto swimming in oil
It looks like mash leafy veg and carrot in its own boiling juices.
At least there's no effing fishShe is desperate to put fish in that.
Not that fish could make it any worse.
The size of rice grains and teaspoon gives away the saucer. Nice try Jack. We are on to you.
Not that fish could make it any worse.
The size of rice grains and teaspoon gives away the saucer. Nice try Jack. We are on to you.
Found the perfect jigsaw for you Jack. No affiliate link in the week lots of people will be doing their Christmas shopping, because I'm not a shameless, grasping twit 
FFS, she might as well have just put "Look, no fish!! No risk of Mercury poisoning here. Now duck off."
Given her newfound love of moss, can we expect it to find its way into her next recipes?
"Completely balanced and nutritious"
FFS, she might as well have just put "Look, no fish!! No risk of Mercury poisoning here. Now duck off."
Given her newfound love of moss, can we expect it to find its way into her next recipes?
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