Jack Monroe #228 The winter of our fishcontent

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If it is from SB's dad then God knows. He has a nasty little sideline in breeding litter after litter of Mainecoons.
(BTW all of this is very publicly and proudly broadcast on his SM, all advertised by Jack)
He needs banning. He is just as bad a grifter as Jack.

She was breadcrumbing yesterday saying she was buying cat food.
 
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I don’t have any cats because I don’t have the space to give one a good life at the moment.
Cats DGAF about being related have you seen what happens if you leave a mother with an un-neutered litter past about 4 months?
I love cats they’re brilliant and that’s because they’re not people, they’re cats.
 
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Of course she is “poor” but feeds her cats premium treats twice the cost of supermarket own
 
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The puddle granted me a wooden calculator! Thanks, Father Slopbot. It's what I've always wanted. X
 
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I hadn't caught up to the kitten photos when I commented before We pretty much knew it was happening though, it's just sad that it actually has.
 
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I got a Casio watch! 8 year old me is in a hooty fizz all over the room!
What an amazing puddle! I wish covid was over so I could sit on his knee and get a photo
 
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Why will he be brilliant? He wasn't great with the last one. Resentful most of the time judging by photos.
Not his fault. Even Jack suspected he would be bad this time as she said it went better than expected (or something like that)
By Jack's admission (on Twitter) he weighs 7kg, I can imagine it's a very intimidating presence to a kitten

Father Slopbot gifted me a hanging plant for the shower, thankyou
 
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Ah this is so cool! Thank (spaaace) you Slopbot!!

I got a Casio watch!
 
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Woohoo - a bottle of Robinson’s grapefruit essential puddle water! Thanks Father Slopmas!
 
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I’ve clearly been a good girl this year!
 
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Oh Slopbot, thank you SO much for my wonderful
garden hammock


And thank you @traumatised sideboard for helping Slopbot find all these wonderful gifts in all those puddles. Such dedication! A welcome relief from the narcissistic twat Jack, who really really shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near animals given her appalling track record. The ex is a complete knob cheese too for endlessly breeding these poor animals.

Now what are we all wearing for the Sloppies? Our best Viv (god rest her soul) outfits?
 
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Omg thank you Father Slopbotmas for my Toni & Guy gift card!!!



Going to get the exact same pineapple Karen cut that Jack did and watch the compliments roll in…

 
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OMG!!! I Got a tamponapple and I’m the other side of the menopause!!! ”Memories, like the corner of my sideboard mind” thankspaceyou, Gladys Knight, the Pips, and Santa Slopbot. Thank you also, Baby Jesus and the Oscar voting committee and my loving family, and……
 
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I got a three pot slow cooker. FANCY! I'll throw some tinned fish in to cook overnight in its cheap oil to stink the place out.
 
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