Jack Monroe #227 Between major and priest

[fastestfingerfirst]

Hello, @fastestfingerfirst ! What made you ask her about the fish? Are you a nutritionist?

No, far from it. I asked her literally how I told it on Twitter. I saw a person who discovered they had mercury poisoning on TikTok, and it triggered a little thing in my head about how I always seem to see fishy stuff from Jack. Posted out of kindness, an urge to help. In context, I am the person who will tell a stranger they have their skirt tucked in their tights, fold in labels, and point out faulty brake lights on a police car to the copper driving it. I mean no harm, just want to share my knowledge. A little neurodiverse.

Anyway, the wiki is a bit...distracting... confirms that I wasn't wrong with my comment that she's a horror.

I appreciate your welcome. My mind probably can't take this forum on right now.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

Jack is a total tory snob, she loves a high end brand name. Especially expensive tat. Its just another proof of how privileged she was growing up.


Oh wondrous miggle we worship you for standing up to the biggest troll of all, budget food blogger Jack Monroe. @fastestfingerfirst

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

@fastestfingerfirst (Miggle dear).

After the last few days, your arrival makes me want to throw those curtains wide. One day like this would deffo see me right .

 

[Clovis]

Thread suggestion:

Jack Monroe #228: dithering ineptitude and unashamed tall tales.

Exhibit A, m'lud:

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

Hello, I'm the one who asked Jack about her mercury consumption. Found this forum after googling "hateful forum" and Jack's name. In short, she sent me here.

She's a horror.

Hello & welcome *fan girlish muchly here*
P.S we’re not hateful trolls and if you come across posts of us telling each other to duck off it’s like a term of endearment over here.

 

[L3moning]

@fastestfingerfirst (Miggle dear).

After the last few days, your arrival makes me want to throw those curtains wide. One day like this would deffo see me right .

Amazing song, although my favourite Elbow song is Lippy Kids.

 

[Lanie]

Thought I was triangulated today.

A kid at my kids after school club shouted out what's the difference when the teacher said the teddy they were holding a dog not a cat. Must admit I did stare at the kid for a few seconds just to be sure it wasn't her in disguise.

 

[jordishaw]

Thread suggestion:

Jack Monroe #228: dithering ineptitude and unashamed tall tales.

Exhibit A, m'lud:
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"We all stayed indoors and alone" did we? I suppose this depends on how you define "indoors" (at the chippy) and "alone" (with your bubble buddy)

 

[DinosaurSenior]

B.....but Jack didn't stay at home, the two faced twit. She was scuttling around all over the place.

 

[EllaEm87]

Thought I was triangulated today.

A kid at my kids after school club shouted out what's the difference when the teacher said the teddy they were holding a dog not a cat. Must admit I did stare at the kid for a few seconds just to be sure it wasn't her in disguise.

Easy mistake, she’s very smol.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Jackie wants to be Kirstie Allsop. Grifty Ballsup

Thirsty Allslops hand made grift

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

She was scuttling around all over the place.

This image is not the best one to have in your head before listening to the latest Generation Why Podcast.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

Hello, I'm the one who asked Jack about her mercury consumption. Found this forum after googling "hateful forum" and Jack's name. In short, she sent me here.

She's a horror.

Yaaaas! You’re here! We loved how calmly and patiently you stood up to Jack!!




** Edited to add, I just saw that you may not stay on the forum, and I totally respect that. Sorry for any overwhelm caused. We just think you’re fab.

 

[Lanie]

The kid is Scottish though. With it being her second home from home from home. I did wonder....

 

[kachoochoo]

I appreciate your welcome. My mind probably can't take this forum on right now.

fair enough. lovely to hear from you though

if you do stick around, there's no better bunch of ninnies to be found on the internet than here!

 

[HotesTilaire]

No, far from it. I asked her literally how I told it on Twitter. I saw a person who discovered they had mercury poisoning on TikTok, and it triggered a little thing in my head about how I always seem to see fishy stuff from Jack. Posted out of kindness, an urge to help. In context, I am the person who will tell a stranger they have their skirt tucked in their tights, fold in labels, and point out faulty brake lights on a police car to the copper driving it. I mean no harm, just want to share my knowledge. A little neurodiverse.

Anyway, the wiki is a bit...distracting... confirms that I wasn't wrong with my comment that she's a horror.

I appreciate your welcome. My mind probably can't take this forum on right now.

TLDR you’re not wrong, she is awful and we have evidence.

We are a nice bunch but quite excitable and have many in jokes, as well as the long potted history of Jack’s behaviour. I hope it’s not too much, feel free to drop in or out as you wish. You are not compelled to answer any questions or do anything you don’t want. We think you did so well on twitter though!

 

[DinosaurSenior]

....god she's such a hypocrite. Came up to Edinburgh on the train, moaning about social distancing, the day after Scotland came out of total lockdown.

 

[PunkyMonkey]

I've come back to the purest, serendipitous timing after months of being BUSY - all those fishy pics were worth it as it's brought us Miggle!

Welcome aboard

If you were trying to help and got jumped on then you're already one of us, we're not so much hateful as perpetually worried/concerned with the odd livid moment.

ETA Howdy all, I've missed you thrilled to see lots of you still here, although for a while I thought I was reading last December's threads because, well, deja vu anyone?

 

[Lanie]

Take you time @fastedfingerfirst
I am sure it is a little daunting here always welcome.

 

[People-huv-tae-know]

B.....but Jack didn't stay at home, the two faced twit. She was scuttling around all over the place.

Scuttling makes her sound like a creepy crawly, how apt!