Make it stop! What do these squiggles see that we don’t? I know I was blinkered in the beginning but, but, but…
All this pity party proves is her story of stalking is all lies, as if that had happened, she'd never had posted doxing-able photos to begin with.
Although the fish argy bargy is, without irony, more dead catting to squash the vile behaviour yesterday.There's no way in hell that any of the regular squiggles who read that exchange aren't thinking 'but she does eat a lot of canned fish'. No way.
I've just remembered the advent calendar! Never eats fish but wants a daily can of the stuff!Although the fish argy bargy is, without irony, more dead catting to squash the vile behaviour yesterday.
Fuck off Jack, your kitchen cupboard basically rivals the John West warehouse. And special guest Charles (I shan’t summon him just for this) literally gave you his tinned sardine advent calendar blueprint!
Catfish! I am gonna call Max and Nev to deal with this!
She mentioned going to a restaurant that ONLY sold cans of fishI've just remembered the advent calendar! Never eats fish but wants a daily can of the stuff!
Thank space you!This is where the Trifle Defender invoked LJC, it does feel like a sign given the rest of the exchange:View attachment 916387
We are not alone. (I mean yes technically this could have been about the Government, the general sheer state of it all, but still).
Quite. Shirley and I had a giggle at that.Also; 'my beautiful photos' (you take terrible photos, Jack.)
Jack is a daft cunt. All the squiggles have seen her posts and how she got totally owned.Our fault, as usual. Glad you've cheered up Jack. Nothing seems to make you happier than making other people miserable.
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Pumpkin guts?Maybe we can have the promised cabbage content now instead.
I don’t know where this will land butAnother strike off notice has been issued (this is her third since the company was incorporated in March 2018, which is quite something) and will be published in the Gazette on 14th December. She has 2 months from that date to get her accounts filed to Companies House's satisfaction, or provide an EXTREMELY good reason why the company shouldn't be struck off, and if she can't produce either then the company will be dissolved and everything in it will belong to the government.
Probably worth noting that Companies House and HMRC are two different entities and cover different things.
Companies House - for filing your company accounts and confirmation statements. Jack or Jack's accountants need to file accounts within 9 months of the company year end each year, so since the year end is 31st March, accounts are due 31st December. The confirmation statement covers things like who the directors are and needs to be filed within 2 weeks of the anniversary of the company's formation, so Jack's is due between 15th and 29th March each year. It literally takes about 3 mouse clicks and entering your payment card details if there are no changes.
HMRC - where you submit your company tax return, which includes your profit or loss for corporation tax (confusingly, not the same as the profit and loss from your Companies House accounts, quite often) and your corporation tax bill. The corporation tax return is due 12 months after the end of the accounting period it covers (so 31st March the following year for Jack), but you have to pay the tax bill nine months and one day after the end of the accounting period (1st January for Jack), so you need to be pretty on top of it.
We know Jack is now at the maximum level of fines for Companies House, but we don't know whether there are fines accumulating on the corporation tax - it's entirely possible the corporation tax has been calculated and paid correctly within the time limits, although I don't know why the Companies House accounts wouldn't have been filed if that was the case. But just for completeness, HMRC's fines go like this:
1 day late - £100
3 months late - another £100
6 months late - HMRC will estimate your tax due and add a penalty of 10% of the unpaid tax
12 months late - Another 10% of unpaid tax added
If you get to the 6 months late stage, you can't appeal against HMRC's estimation of the amount due.
In fact, I've just realised what the date will be two months after the Gazette notice, the first day the company can be dissolved - we could be in for a Valentine's Day chaos to end all chaoses.
Poor little soul, separated from their mummy.
Didn’t she SPECIFICALLY say that she was eating oily fish each day to help her depression? Someone, please - for the love of LJC and the puddle burberry scarf - come through with the receipts.
Didn’t she SPECIFICALLY say that she was eating oily fish each day to help her depression? Someone, please - for the love of LJC and the puddle burberry scarf - come through with the receipts.
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