Jack Monroe #226 “Sticky Brown Pooâ€

[NP]

If you are honestly comfortable in your own skin and what you wear then you don’t need to announce it. By saying, “Look at me wearing something unconventional” you’re basically highlighting how aware and self conscious you are. Like the Viv RIP dress. People who don’t conform to standard fashion usually just go about their day without a second thought to it because it’s who they are, they’re not playing dress up.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

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Get counting days Fraus. It will be two weeks on Monday.

 

[Captainmouse]

Word on the street is that Lulu ones are butter soft too.

We haven’t had any evidence of Lululemon stuff yet have we? It is ££ more than SB. Cannot wait for some of that to be spotted after chrimbo along with the Athleta stuff that is currently being pimped all over JL.

Jack… just go to Decathalon ffs.

Spoiler: OT small shoes

Adidas does sizes for “teens” up to 5 1/2, so not really small. I have bought Gazelles from that range before.

I never thought her trotters were that smol

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Was that supposed to be almost poetry?

Jack resourceful
She count the morsel
Why you cry?
The sardine die
Save the grease
From fish decease
A special treat
Pretend to eat

 

[Cookiecookie]

MLM shill Jack will be the thing that ends me. Melt me into glue if we ever get to that point.

I was worried when she brought out the oils that was going to happen. Thankfully, #oilymamapapa seemed to only last a day!

 

[HotesTilaire]

Well my feets are smile SMOL but cuboid, very wide with high arch so I don’t benefit from the vat-free kids shoes often, but boots are usually ok. Hope SB comes back tomorrow else she will have started selling younique eyeshadows

get fucked

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

I never thought her trotters were that smol

Oh no, the adidas thing was if anyone wants them.

She does not have smol feet even though she is the smollest pixie to have ever lived.

(I quite like typing “smol”- it reminds me of Sméagol/Gollum and my avatar living together in the Tunnel)

 

[Cookiecookie]

I never thought her trotters were that smol

She's short, but in proportion. Her hands are slightly on the larger side, but I think part of that is because she edits the crap out of the rest of herself, and usually forgets about them so they look a bit off (and filthy!)

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

I found out that twinnies from Selling Sunset are 5’6”.

I thought they were really short like 5’2” or something.

Jack isn’t small. 4 ft something would be small.

 

[Captainmouse]

If you are honestly comfortable in your own skin and what you wear then you don’t need to announce it. By saying, “Look at me wearing something unconventional” you’re basically highlighting how aware and self conscious you are. Like the Viv RIP dress. People who don’t conform to standard fashion usually just go about their day without a second thought to it because it’s who they are, they’re not playing dress up.

Take Helena bonham Carter for example

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Take Helena bonham Carter for example

Does anyone else, when someone mentions a fab actor, immediately start discussing (generally with themselves) what that actor’s top 5 films are?

 

[PortiaControl]

Buttery, buttery leggings. We can just think ourselves lucky that Jack will only discover LuLaRoe approximately 12 years after its cancellation. Can you *imagine*?!

Just finished the Lularich documentary on Amazon Prime. That is some crazy tit! Why would you want your leggings to be "buttery" anyway?

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[HotesTilaire]

Ok she dropping whole loaves now

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[skronkywildcat]

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That looks like the house that cocaine built.

 

[Into_the_tunnel]

Loving the mortgage calculator at the bottom of the page.

Patreon dollar needs upping a bit to afford that Jack

 

[Silver Linings]

 

[Flash123]

That looks like the house that cocaine built.

No surprise who her conversation buddy is then!

 

[Silver Linings]