Jack Monroe #225 The squit has hit the pan

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my ability to blend eyeshadow
Ooh, snap, that was my immediate shady thought too. Hooting and fizzing here!

Also, the face tuning on these "photos" is off the charts. You can see where she's diced and sliced and corrected everything. She might as well just upload a drawing of herself, like Jane Gammons.

Thus, I am thankful that I can upload a selfie without face tuning the holy fuck out of it and not rely on validation from complete strangers.
 
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Someone got new lips in their advent calendar this morning.
 
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It would take about 15 seconds to take a brush and make an attempt on blending it out a little. It's so simple Especially as that make up is probably high end... it looks very pigmented.

It's the contrast between that and the facetune and lip fillers... I can't.
 
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Ouch. Also, hilarious that we know she has no nets and is standing in full view of the street doing this.
 
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Are we almost at the the house yet everyone?

So many breadcrumbs this morning…

Children’s clothes
Medication mention
Return to Twitter
No sleep
Good lighting

Off to make some brioche/choux with my little bag.
 
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