Mine is turned inside out from hot loop diathermy op. To add insult to injury, the last time i had a smear (post menopause, i know its trendy but this was about 2007 - I was YOUNG ok??!!) The nurse said "crikey you've definitely shut up the shop",
Mine is turned inside out from hot loop diathermy op. To add insult to injury, the last time i had a smear (post menopause, i know its trendy but this was about 2007 - I was YOUNG ok??!!) The nurse said "crikey you've definitely shut up the shop",
She does do a lot of different varieties of porridge.She never remakes any of this stuff does she? Mummy has lots of recipes which she makes again and again. Jack throws some stuff together, turns it brown and soft, declares it the best ever. Never ever mentions it again.
Tinned fish on toast is the only thing she’s repeated and it’s not even cooking.
Rylan Clark's?Whose teeth has she borrowed?
See now my first thought was rylan,Rylan's
Or perhaps Red Rum left them to her in his will.
Ha, it had me baffled for ages. It's bloody hilarious.Good morning Cable! Just popping up to say I’ve read the wiki for the first time and I now know what the glove thing is all about
It’s been baffling me for months
Praise beans!!
I can see the team meeting in my head:Jack’s unwritten book isn’t top of anyone’s list, it’s an “also-ran” ticking over in the background. No massive return on investment, no great expense no fat returns. It’s literally that project near the bottom of the list which never quite gets discussed because all the flashy, important, juicy exciting stuff has interesting updates and progress.
There's probably an unofficial language consisting of a shrug, a sigh and an eyeroll anytime her name or books are mentioned.I can see the team meeting in my head:
'Andrea (or who ever is looking after Jack's account) any updates
'Joe Wicks, Family Fitness, all on track, waiting for the shortlist of photos to be approved, in my diary to chase. Should be in a better position to update next week, let me share my screen with you. (Long discourse on photos)
Zoella baby book -full-time - going out to bid for the co-writer, anyone have any thoughts, was hoping for a Christmas release, may need to push it back to spring. Still using the working title 'Zoella - My mummy adventure (Long discourse on what audience they are trying to reach, and how pretty Zoella is looking these days)
Jack Monroe (refers to notes) nothing.
Marcella Frostup, looking at a new pitch, but not sure about it. Is there a market for the menopause cook? Erica, can we take this offline, or if you could stay on at the end of the merting, there's a few things I want to run last you'. Etc.
If you change your mind, Roadsidemum has a fundraiser on right now, and you could back her unwritten book on same topicI like miserable books but I cannot imagine wanting to read one about various stories of the 21st century tory led poverty.
Don't think many people would except maybe economic students for reference purposes. I mean it's a serious subject but no one from the masses will want to sit down and read after Christmas lunch and I cannot imagine her demographic customers who are poor and probably sent their stories would be overly bothered to read anything other than their story, because who would. It's miserable and they live it. They don't need a book by some cook who used a food bank years ago to highlight how skint they are now.
Not to discredit the poor. I am no rich bitch myself but I couldnt imagine reading anything worse to be honest. I know there poverty out there. I see it daily near where I live is quite poor and my eldest went to school when he was little in that area and I was shocked to here a child say to my to son was absent mindedly eating an apple and answering her that he got it from the fruit bowl in his house " you have a fruit bowl" I honestly was shocked. I didn't know people didn't have these things.If you change your mind, Roadsidemum has a fundraiser on right now, and you could back her unwritten book on same topic
Or not yet, but one day....Or, more subtly, just "the answer is ... no".
Sorry - can’t have it / variations of it twiceMay I suggest: -
Jack Monroe #221 No, Jack Monroe, director of on a bootstrap ltd, has not paid her tax bill to HMRC
Sorry - can’t have it / variations of it twice
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