Jack now follows:
LJC, I just had to google ‘is Mary berry still alive?’ I’m pleased to say she is, although she might not survive tonight’s baked goods if she happens upon them.If you were craving chocolate cake (and if you were skint, which I always assume is one of the requirements when having to consult one of Jack's 'recipes') surely you would A) buy a wee cheap cake for £1 or so, or B) buy a packet mix cake for a similar price.
That recipe is one of pure desperation and I don't mean moneywise, I mean stranded on a desert island and the only way to get off it is Mary Berry herself (rip) has demanded you produce a baked good out of those particular ingredients
The greedy goblin has accepted the free kettle hasn’t she
Me tooFraus I sob, my kettle is a Russell Hobbs. The next one won't be.
I have dyspraxia too and never broke a kettle by smashing it, now dry boiling it yes.Me too. However, it's stainless steel so, despite my actually diagnosed dyspaxia, so hard to break. Again, the next one won't be as RH are joining the boycott list along with Del Monte, Helmanns, LMcC and Nestlé (the last for very many non-Jack reasons).
Gotcha! Have to keep the cabal on their toes (it's what Viv would've wanted)LJC, I just had to google ‘is Mary berry still alive?’ I’m pleased to say she is, although she might not survive tonight’s baked goods if she happens upon them.
I totalled up the calories on Nutracheck (as it's a UK website). Minus the couple of pinches of spices, in total, the curry comes to 629 calories - between four people it's 157 calories each (minus rice/breads). This is supposed to sustain people living in povertyAnd also to say that Mushroom Rogan Josh recipe has me gobsmacked - 200g of mushrooms, 1 tin of tomatoes and two onions - serves effing FOUR? How does she get away with this bollocks. Isn't the entire recipe is like 250 calories or am I just missing something?
Does everything just not taste of POB ?
Why would u make a cake if u didn’t have the actual ingredients
And sorry for quoting myself, but I forgot to say that this doesn't take into account the available calories after digestion and absorption (i.e. with the fibre content, the body won't necessarily get 157 calories out of that).I totalled up the calories on Nutracheck (as it's a UK website). Minus the couple of pinches of spices, in total, the curry comes to 629 calories - between four people it's 157 calories each (minus rice/breads). This is supposed to sustain people living in poverty
That’s lasagne?Been browsing the DKL hashtag. This looks dry as a bone! I thought it was a burnt fruit crumble but apparently it is Jack’s lasagne recipe View attachment 850667
Probably while trying to emulate their heroine's latest grift.have these squigs all bumped their heads or something?
On a grunk so apologies if already said but don’t forget ‘Hotes Oats’ @HotesTilaire - sentient oats.Can we have a category in The Sloppies for the best/worst cable recreation of Jack's recipes? Orphy B's sweaty slow cooker bread and @Fruitjack's hairy jackfruit patties still haunt me but I think without even seeing it I can declare @BeautifulTrauma's attempt will be a real contender.
Wouldnt be surprised if there was angling for a matching toaster and microwave thrown in. Desperate times and all.She'll be snaking into Russell Slob's DMs trying to be some sort of middleman for them donating somewhere so she can get the credit for it
But…but….she’s in a meeting right nowShe'll be snaking into Russell Slob's DMs trying to be some sort of middleman for them donating somewhere so she can get the credit for it
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