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Jack Monroe #219 Why you sob? Russell Hobb
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Cos free kee-tle-ay.
Nah, she's mistaken herself for John Torode who actually went viral for almost setting himself on fire, however somehow lingreenie was still more of a disaster!Did we see this comment at the time? I suspect we did, but ...
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She almost set herself on fire?
Edit - got here late and it's already been mentioned
I am astounded, (astounded I say!) at the sheer number of kettles she has owned. I’ve had three in my whole life! Like everyone else, when they break I boil water in a (gasp) saucepan 
And shame on bloody Russell Hobbs. I’m so disgusted with their craven suck-upinness.
PS: off topic - I just want to wave at @MancBee as I’m in Manchester visiting my DS1. I passed some bees (I love the decorative bees on signs and buildings and whatnot) and thought of our Bee!
And shame on bloody Russell Hobbs. I’m so disgusted with their craven suck-upinness.
PS: off topic - I just want to wave at @MancBee as I’m in Manchester visiting my DS1. I passed some bees (I love the decorative bees on signs and buildings and whatnot) and thought of our Bee!
That last thread had everything, it was just like old times. Sadly a thread having everything is not a compliment when it comes to Jack, she’s outrageous! I’ve still got the 9 pages of this thread to read so I’m eagerly anticipating her “thanks but no thanks” tweet to Russell Knobs….
@Into_the_tunnel I want to send you and all the other ninnies triggered by Jack lots of love. She is absolutely shameless and 100% dangerous. I appreciate Twitter don’t have the benefit of seeing everything together but I still can’t believe she gets away with so much in plain sight. Jack - there was no pot belly and your nails are shite. Buy SB the Lego, put away the begging bowl and do your step work.
I saw this on another thread and I had to borrow it. I was HOOTING!
@Into_the_tunnel I want to send you and all the other ninnies triggered by Jack lots of love. She is absolutely shameless and 100% dangerous. I appreciate Twitter don’t have the benefit of seeing everything together but I still can’t believe she gets away with so much in plain sight. Jack - there was no pot belly and your nails are shite. Buy SB the Lego, put away the begging bowl and do your step work.
I saw this on another thread and I had to borrow it. I was HOOTING!
The irony of claiming to set herself on fire (I’m still not over it) is that she did zero cooking in her shed, she just blended green things that smelt like a “swamp”, the one component that was supposed to be cooked wasn't! Lol
What's she like?!
is that she did zero cooking in her shed, she just blended green things that smelt like a “swamp”, the one component that was supposed to be cooked wasn't! LolWhat's she like?!
Just had a massive catch up and the only thing I want to add is that these are the worst spoons Jack owns.
Now there’s a sentence you would only see on Tattle
While infuriating, I do find some of the bare faced lies so laughable. Jack knows we have the receipts, jeez even This Morning have the receipts on their website that show she (nearly) set nothing on fire, other than metaphorically the last dregs of her TV career.
Are we doing kettles now in lieu of counting teeth and chairs?
I was a Breville babe but after it fused the kitchen (and needed to replace the wall socket) I now have a cheap Argos one but it has a dodgy lid so now in kettle limbo but will be sure to dodge (the) Russell Hobbs.
I was a Breville babe but after it fused the kitchen (and needed to replace the wall socket) I now have a cheap Argos one but it has a dodgy lid so now in kettle limbo but will be sure to dodge (the) Russell Hobbs.
Newsflash: you can “just be” without having to put it on social media for attention. LJC on a bike.
Guys i have a confession yesterday my neighbour(who is a hoarder) gifted me a kettle. Its red and some brand ive never heard of. Its currently in my loft as a spare for such times i need. Now we have 2 spares. ( I hope she won't be too cross with me)
Yet more lies!!!!Did we see this comment at the time? I suspect we did, but ...
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She almost set herself on fire?
So you have 3 kettles? Methinks you must be Jack...
Im not jack i hate fish of all varieties and ive never met Marcus Rashford. I also quite like THAT man.
As a #kettletruther i’m thinking it’s been hit by an implement. Cleaver, golf club, axe, tin openeredge of work top. It’s the only way I can see it smashing. I am not goin to try and re-enact for you mithering ninnies
It’s a blunt force trauma. Damn you Expert Witness.
Looks like she smashed it into the tap while filling it.
ETA meh, too late...
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Just catching up but I’m going to break some tit round my house and tweet appliance companies to see if they’ll give me replacements…
Lads, I think it's time I told you have a Swan kettle. It's style over substance and I'm not proud of it. It takes ages to boil and has no special functions. I'm not sure if it's suitable for Frauen with ADHD, sorry.
Naah they 'look' clean
Just looked up cheap glass kettles and tk max do one for 15 pounds. Reasonable and half the price she paid for the dog. Welcome hun. My fave choc is a boost bars.
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