I did some more self-reflection (you should try it, Jack - and no, I don't mean looking at yourself in a gift-bearing puddle) surrounding my reaction to the titmas article and I have concluded that making us feel terrible was mostly her aim. I don't appreciate being emotionally manipulated and I feel stupid that I fell for it, however briefly. If she decides to pull a Sali Hughes and interview her trolls, I would stand by everything I have said and would turn up with a lever arch folder full of every unflattering photoshop I have made. Go and kiss a fish you reprobate.