three raw eggs and a scarf found in a puddle
three raw eggs and a scarf found in a puddleI know recipe won’t come but shall we try and figure out what it contains?
celery (Southend)
lentils
spinach blended in some way
potentially capers
lemon (obviously)
POBP (obviously)
Especially with her parents being registered and active foster carers at the time. How utterly shitty does her tale make them look?This is what I will never understand. If Jack was not a parent I could see her turning down offers of help through pride. But she was a mother, and as such had a duty of care to her son to accept help for him if it was on her doorstep. No place for pride if your child is hungry.
So we know she had her son's father, his parents and her parents all available.
As you say the must feel mortified that Jack perpuates the narrative that nobody cared about her or her small child.
A bag of green slimey salad. Yellow stickered, of course.three raw eggs and a scarf found in a puddle
Glad to have you back Lenny. I too want her to do Christmas Strictly, the comments on the Strictly thread would be absolute goldGuess who’s back ~ back again
Lenny’s back ~ tell a…Therapist
A giddy combination of FOMO and a relentless need to torture myself, I carried on where I left off. I shall be the plucky heroine of my own story! I’m still catching up with the end of the last thread but I wanted to jump in so apologies if I land in a random place…again. I was hooting and fizzing at all you mendacious ninnies when Fun Sponge Briscoe lowered the mood immensely 72-hours late, so apologies for that.
I was lol-ing yesterday but one of my faves was Cabal Newbie @sophiepoetry: “I’ve never seen anybody worse at smiling”, it’s soooooo true! Thanks for your honesty too.
But I wanted to throw in my reassurance @Silver Linings - I’m not sure if Jack’s said anything about the doxxing she was responsible for but once you’ve shown Twittersville a photo of your pre-teen in his pants then you have zero moral high ground on oversharing. I don’t think it’s a coincidence that crumbs have been dropped about SB dad more than ever before in the last few weeks and whether it’s to convince him that we’re bullies who are seeking out details to harm them (if he doesn’t have Twitter) or some other nefarious reason, I don’t think it’s an accident.
Strictly tonight too. I am really, really hoping she’s on the Christmas special. For someone who shits themselves when they do a piece to camera, I can’t wait to see Gorka pulling her round a Paso Doble in front of an audience
I wonder if her unruly labia could catch a coin? Being a 'bit Navy round the edges' you hear tales from the East.Blimey, if this is sex work then I'm a sex worker too! I could have been even more of a sex worker, but the topless bar wouldn't give me a job bcos I had pierced nipples
The way she talks about it, you'd think she'd been giving blow jobs in back alleys for a tenner, not reeling in her unruly labia and serving shots in some chain nightclub...
Also leaving her faceache open to the worldWhich blows a massive hole in the entire origin story of The Poverty™ Not only are her family around, so's that of the babydaddy.
Didn't she actually use the word prostitution at some point, though? I agree that nothing adds up, but surely even a master of weasel wording like Jack couldn't claim "I never actually said I was sleeping with people for money, did I? Serving shots in your undercrackers is a form of prostitution too!!"It's only a theory but Jack's so slippery with language that 'being paid to do a specific thing because of her specific sex' could easily translate into 'sex work'. And back out again, as required.
The cabal remembers all things...Didn't she actually use the word prostitution at some point, though? I agree that nothing adds up, but surely even a master of weasel wording like Jack couldn't claim "I never actually said I was sleeping with people for money, did I? Serving shots in your undercrackers is a form of prostitution too!!"
Ugh, I feel dirty for even questioning someone's claimed experience, but based on literally everything else she's lied/misled people about, it's hard to take anything she says at face value.
I have a feeling this has been left open for a reason. I also think it should probably left alone.There is a Twitter with few sporadic tweets but one or two of them are ahem... interesting. View attachment 813093
I think she name dropped on purpose too, had to have. Just for the record, I only had a quick glance through public pages, I'm a very nosy ninny.
Excellent fucking essay about bowl-sand there, Jack.View attachment 812043Comments switched off though? Her engagement on Instagram never looks great, now she’s got a reason for that for future adverts.
I wouldn't wear it myself but I'd probably fancy anyone who wouldThat's actually quite a cool coat.
Instead of ping pong balls it'd be eggs wouldn't it?!I wonder if her unruly labia could catch a coin? Being a 'bit Navy round the edges' you hear tales from the East.
No I get it, I think it all very odd too. I've sat on that for a while thinking I probably shouldn't postI have a feeling this has been left open for a reason. I also think it should probably left alone.
Edit to add, that is just my opinion. Not trying to Mod.
Eggs would be more in keeping with the 'Masculine Aesthetic!'Instead of ping pong balls it'd be eggs wouldn't it?!
Damn you inexplicable eggs.
Got a whiff of 'Slopatha Crustie' going on!No I get it, I think it all very odd too. I've sat on that for a while thinking I probably shouldn't post
Nothing she claims is ever more than a smidgen of the truth. She embellishes using other people’s story. The sex worker thing was probably a partner and her had sex then the partner gave her a tenner because she was moaning about being broke. Or Belle du Jour was trendy. It’s easy to talk about all these things she’s claimed, it’s hard to believe it’s anything more than a touch of the truth.Didn’t she do a thread that predated us but someone found on the threader app clarifying that she was indeed a full blown whore (her word - would never be mine!).
Think this era coincided with the sex work is work / revolting prostitutes book coming out era on Twitter so naturally an entirely new part of the rich tapestry of her origins story was exploited for views / likes / work.
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