Jack Monroe #210 Granola provider? Not so much

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Sideboard Bob

Flash123 said:
Trifle defender is having a chaos by dissing Jaffa cakes
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I love living in a world where this sentence makes perfect sense.


Do we think that Jack’s not allowed her usual weekend Instagram because she got to go on Twitter earlier this week as a “treat”?
 
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Orphan_Black

Sideboard Bob said:
I love living in a world where this sentence makes perfect sense.


Do we think that Jack’s not allowed her usual weekend Instagram because she got to go on Twitter earlier this week as a “treat”?
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Maybe she has to earn good Jack gold stars during the week, not enough stars, no internet for you, Monroe!
 
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Lanie

Its also amazing how someone supposedly woke and a Campaigner for the poors and also someone who had lived and survived the darkest of times can use such triggering language with such abandon. Its almost as if she doesnt understand anything she is talking about.
 
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Shesaidwhat?

Why are you giving her ideas to fuck up a Jaffa Cake? She’ll see all your ideas on her next Grunka and do it out of spite.

ETA: Too late by the looks of @kachoochoo post below she’s already done it
 
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Clovis

Thank(space)you said:
I wonder how Jack would mess up a jaffa cake I'm having visions of lard...
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Making Jaffa cakes was a technical challenge on GBBO one year. From memory, they all struggled so our favourite smol pixie wouldn't have a chance in hell. They'd probably end up as porridge with a mendacious egg on top.
 
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BlendedSlop

Baked egg base
Fish roe jelly layer
Melted dog choc on top (all chocolate is interchangeable)

That'll do.
 
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Orphan_Black

Clovis said:
Making Jaffa cakes was a technical challenge on GBBO one year. From memory, they all struggled so our favourite smol pixie wouldn't have a chance in hell. They'd probably end up as porridge with a mendacious egg on top.
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Jack would just say she could make one, better than the original in fact, she's had the Polish alternatives, ya know, she is the most knowledgeable person in the whole of history on the subject of Jaffa Cakes. OK?!
 
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Clovis

I'm tickled that the jaffa cake mug pudding abomination is described as "tasty". How optimistic!
 
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Nottonightbabe

Manipulative though isn't it? Anyone listening to her speak would end up being of the assumption that Jack has been involved in campaigning consistently. How easy it is for her to maintain her 'activist' image, while actually doing fuck all.
 
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Orphan_Black

Nottonightbabe said:
Manipulative though isn't it? Anyone listening to her speak would end up being of the assumption that Jack has been involved in campaigning consistently. How easy it is for her to maintain her 'activist' image, while actually doing fuck all.
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Couldn't even turn up on time; fucking says it all!!!
 
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