Jack Monroe #209 Jack Monroe is late to conference

[Orphan_Black]

Based purely on numbers that would be the biggest logistical challenge since the construction of the pyramids!

Jack managed to move them!

HMRC need to be worrying about the swedes in the backpack!

 

[L3moning]

HMRC need to be worrying about the swedes in the backpack!

That sounds more like a Border Force issue!

 

[Pixieboots]

I got swept up in the Lidl trainers hype a few weeks ago and bought these for "ironic" "bantz". Think of it, Jack, they're as disgusting as the rest of your sneaker collection but only £14!

 

[Clovis]

Did Sonja Morgan finally release her toaster oven?

 

[L3moning]

Did Sonja Morgan finally release her toaster oven?

Is that a euphemism?

 

[lilamay]

Based purely on numbers that would be the biggest logistical challenge since the construction of the pyramids!

They could take them to the Cotswolds and make a sort of Stone Henge.

 

[Flash123]

Not unless she bought them through the company, which I wouldn't rule out for at least one of them - she could claim it was legitimately for work purposes as it was needed to provide a 'suitable background' for her TV appearances from home.

If she got made personally bankrupt as opposed to the company going under, then everything bar 'the tools of her trade' would be up for grabs. I imagine there would be some hard negotiating going on at that point, but realistically they'd probably ignore the furniture.

I like tax facts.

 

[GinAndJuice]

Presented with no comment

 

[Boyo]

Is this a new (or previously-missed) element to the childhood origin story? Maybe I’m mistaken but in my head the story was always one of not fitting in, being suspended, being tested, etc?

 

[Suffolkmum]

Is this a new (or previously-missed) element to the childhood origin story? Maybe I’m mistaken but in my head the story was always one of not fitting in, being suspended, being tested, etc?

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Yes, she took the lead, of course she did and everyone else in the play hated her. Ninnies for not recognising her great talent.

 

[Orphan_Black]

Yes, she took the lead, of course she did and everyone else in the play hated her. Ninnies for not recognising her great talent.

She really thinks she in the main character in life in general, we are all but bit parts and villains in Jack's warped sense of reality.

 

[lilamay]

Yes, she took the lead, of course she did and everyone else in the play hated her. Ninnies for not recognising her great talent.

We've heard her amazing, strong vocals! Oh wait...

 

[Powershower]

She gets everywhere. No one has liked it but there are, worryingly, some WORSE recipes on there. Blended spaghetti hoops and cheese anyone?

 

[Vanelope]

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She gets everywhere. No one has liked it but there are, worryingly, some WORSE recipes on there. Blended spaghetti hoops and cheese anyone?

Didn’t grace dent just do this? From her podcast? Probably at least looked edible as Grace believes in food.

 

[Cookiecookie]

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She gets everywhere. No one has liked it but there are, worryingly, some WORSE recipes on there. Blended spaghetti hoops and cheese anyone?

I mean, just add cheese to hoops and eat. You don't need to do anything to the pasta beyond heating it up. No rinsing, blending, slow cooking for two days, or any other weirdness.

 

[EllaEm87]

I mean, just add cheese to hoops and eat. You don't need to do anything to the pasta beyond heating it up. No rinsing, blending, slow cooking for two days, or any other weirdness.

Spag hoops and toast maybe a lil cheese on top. EASY.

 

[Emmapism]

Such an underrated treat

 

[Orphan_Black]

Spag hoops and toast maybe a lil cheese on top. EASY.

It's beyond belief that someone needs help with eating a can of spaghetti hoops!

 

[EllaEm87]

It's beyond belief that someone needs help with eating a can of spaghetti hoops!

You buy them for the simplicity no?! A quick microwave with a jacket potato or some toast. Why does everything have to involve a million utensils and 1038462 ingredients?!

 

[hollowhusk]

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She gets everywhere. No one has liked it but there are, worryingly, some WORSE recipes on there. Blended spaghetti hoops and cheese anyone?

I just saw that on the FB group.

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Is rinsing spaghetti hoops just to add them to a tin of tomatoes really a thing?


seems a waste, doesn't it!
We used to whizz the entire contents of the tin with a stick blender. Then add cheese. Thick, tasty, easy cheese sauce!!