Jack Monroe #207 Jack Morley

[ChickenPorridge]

She's decided to turn the manic posting into some kind of 'activism' by repeatedly posting the Lifeline pic in-between posts now Lordy

 

[Marmalade Atkins]

She's decided to turn the manic posting into some kind of 'activism' by repeatedly posting the Lifeline pic in-between posts now Lordy

All five of them were posted within five minutes...

 

[Horse Sauce]

Any posts for Full Time Meals?

 

[traumatised sideboard]

Excuse me but what the frickin flippity fracking duck is going on? Why is a thirty-three-year-old white middle class woman calling her son homeboy? Why do those boats look photoshopped in? Why has she seemingly forgotten that she was literally just at Great Yarmouth Pleasure Beach (a theme park in restaurant parlance)? More importantly just WHY?

 

[Silver Linings]

She's decided to turn the manic posting into some kind of 'activism' by repeatedly posting the Lifeline pic in-between posts now Lordy

It just makes it annoying and easy to scroll past, it’s so frustrating to watch someone with a platform mess it up. She could so easily have a life away from this famous persona she’s been boxed into. She can post whatever she likes, she doesn’t need to be I, Jack Monroe with every post.

 

[jordishaw]

All five of them were posted within five minutes...

Is Jack doing Instagram like it's Twitter?

 

[Silver Linings]

Excuse me but what the frickin flippity fracking duck is going on? Why is a thirty-three-year-old white middle class woman calling her son homeboy? Why do those boats look photoshopped in? Why has she seemingly forgotten that she was literally just at Great Yarmouth Pleasure Beach (a theme park in restaurant parlance)? More importantly just WHY?

She so obviously meant homebody but will never correct herself. I expect a grudging letter of apology is wending its way towards all injured parties.

 

[MooBelle]

Tricky wording in that photo, she doesn’t say the hotel filled it for her. She’s filled it then opened it and is chuffed with herself. But implies they did it for her.

Nor did she name the hotel. It is pointless to thank them on SM without naming them.
Unless they didn't do it #DHOYA

 

[Flash123]

The lack of symmetry in those repeated posts is really bothering me. Thanks Jack!

 

[Yorkiepud]

What sort of food writer, or any professional, posts a picture of something they claim to have perfected (mashed potato) but then says they're not prepared to share the method? I can't imagine anyone else doing it as what's the point?

I have nothing funny to add. It's just genuinely baffling to me.

 

[MooBelle]

Any posts for Full Time Meals?

No because she's 'behind the scenes '

 

[Flash123]

Nor did she name the hotel. It is pointless to thank them on SM without naming them.
Unless they didn't do it #DHOYA

A lot of people complain about the DHOTYA lads but I see them as doing a valuable public service when you see the bullshit Jack and RSM produce

 

[ChickenPorridge]

All five of them were posted within five minutes...

I'm snorting at the grid view of her page where you can see she didn't start out with this as her plan but today has decided to make it seem like there's a reason for all the posting

 

[Malkiavelli]

You know someone’s gone full self-important-influencer-twit when they start overusing the shite word that is “blessed”.

 

[Dogmuck]

Is she getting the posts in before her allotted SM time is deactivated tonight? WTAF is happening?

 

[FrumpyCat]

She's decided to turn the manic posting into some kind of 'activism' by repeatedly posting the Lifeline pic in-between posts now Lordy

It is like Jack suddenly remembered she is a poverty campaigner, and thought oh duck I'd better do some poverty campaigning
Post lifeline picture is a sort of checker board pattern - job done!

 

[Vanelope]

Do year 7 really disappear after school and not turn up until dinner time? Not in my daughters school, not in any school I’ve worked in.
because of catchment areas kids often come from all over. My DD dawdles sometimes and goes to shop or something. But not turning up until 6 would be unheard of, especially as they finish at 2.30.

it’s one of the hidden struggles of secondary. If you aren’t happy for them to come home to an empty house there’s no childcare and working around them is hard!

2.30!!!
WFT I had no idea

 

[PortiaControl]

It's pretty depressing to see how little she's changed.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Is this a Prodigy lyric

You pay close attention

 

[Malkiavelli]

It's pretty depressing to see how little she's changed.

This is absolutely bang.on.the.money. She has not changed or learned from previous mistakes and seemingly hasn’t even self-reflected at all throughout this long period of putting her feet up. She’s hopeless.