Jack Monroe #206 I wouldn’t trust her with a spam fritter

[Ispyabudgetbeanblogger]

Why does she mangle her ears?

The Jack moves in mysterious ways.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

Spoiler: Completely off topic but extreme tale of bull shit

View attachment 761917Perhaps Nicki’s cousin’s mate was on a train and got a shin kicking!

Flashy, I hope you don't mind me stealing this for the anti-conspiracy theory thread! It'll give all my #friends over there a good laugh.

 

[Arsov Cooper]

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Coop's rear end... again?

 

[Readingismyhobby]

There is a tv presenter in shot. He is holding a fork with something on it. It is assumed he is at theatre school because he’s not yet skilled at convincing anyone that the fork is going to go in his mouth. He looks haunted.

I love these descriptions. Would be so funny if they could be added to her Instagram posts

 

[anon12300]

I've just spent an hour reading previous threads and my eyes hurt. There is just... so much.

 

[Boyo]

Jack celebrates her son's first day at school with...a random, unrelated photo of herself!

Jack celebrates a fun night out with friends with...a random, unrelated photo of herself!

Are we witnessing a new trend?

Oh no, there’s nothing new about it, sadly.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Is this recipie called "smash my biscuits up"

Little nod to prodigy. ( Sorry keith)

Lanie! First I go to bed and get insomnia-d, now 8 come here for a nice grunk and you’ve changed to my second least fave avatar after the unrinsed bean donut- I’m confronted by chopped up sausages in aspic donut, k’s sake!

 

[Lizzie Mintdrop]

So honoured to share in a recap with the witty @Lizzie Mintdrop would you like to smash some biscuits up together, dear heart?

oh boy I've logged in just in time to potentially experience thread 36 part II Coopsy? LJC? The ghost of secondhand lightbulbs past? is that you?

I'd smash biscuits with you in a heartbeat

 

[Scotty1976]

Have we had tennis Jack yet ?

 

[BantzMonkey]

Jack said it's a too big Rigby & Peller.

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Screenshot: @MrsOgre

Christ she's so thirsty

 

[Captainmouse]

Is she using some kind of appalling filter on those or does she actually go and rub her hands in the dirt before she takes the photos?

As an actual Victorian urchin, she spends her days up chimnies

 

[SlopAmbsase]

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Spoiler: The full picture

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That thing is terrifying.

 

[Knit one Pearl one]

Looking back at the Dash photo she used from a year ago made me think.... She posted the picture of SB 'enjoying' her rank cabbage the other day with SB in the background. Now I'm no child expert, but they really don't look like the hands of an 11 year old boy to me Do we think she could have used an old photo to pretend SB was with her on that day like she (allegedly) has with the rabbit?

I thought that too.

 

[bazzam]

If that knife really is that expensive, it could have been a gift or a charity shop find? I only check this thread very occasionally but I have some expensive items in my house that I just kind of got lucky finding. I definitely didn't pay full price for any of my more expensive belongings.

i have never seen any knives other than table knives in charity shops.

 

[HotesTilaire]

well, all the poor people need the queen's bras! can't people have nice things!

I mean... 3 smeg fridges, a sentient mirror, a different temperature kettle, William Morris curtains, was it 7 cotswold co sideboards? soft furnishings by john lewis and next, Emma Bridgewater crockery, a £20 piece of toast plushy, an extraneous nutribullet, £16 spoon, £20 calculator, a subscription to animal badges are all household essentials to any deserving poor household

Two Burberry jackets
A Burberry scarf embroidered with the dear friend’s initials
£40 per roll wallpaper to scribble on, in a house she can’t wallpaper
The extra couch that was given “free” coz they brought the wrong one

 

[Luna-Lovegood]

From some of the online stat websites you can see that her account gained around 25k (or thereabouts) followers in a very short period of time (1 day?) in early 2018. Theres no data for a year following this so you can't see any similar peaks in followers (that years worth of stats is not visible on any of the other accounts I looked at either). Not sure if any of the techy fraus can embellish further.

I don’t think she has bought any followers. I think that no one likes any of her recipes because they don’t look nice. She gets more engagement for her cat pictures. I stated following her because I read her guardian articles but her recipes are not appetising.

The caption on that cake picture is quite unkind to small boy. It came across as quite passive aggressive.

 

[Veronicaaa]

Stolen off @Yel who I think shared this in the FOD thread, but about a book on influencing that contains a chapter on tea sites like us:

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“doing the work of underfunded mainstream journalism”

Oh that sounds really interesting, do you know what the book's called / who wrote it?

 

[JuliaGulia]

I chose an album at random from my Spotify library to listen to during my grunk and this is the first track on it, I'm hooting.

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Here is an excerpt of the lyrics:

The dogs bark at the moon, children wake at night
Since the appearance of those weird black eggs

Yep, sounds like Sunday in Southend to me.

She's been soaking them in tea again, hasn't she?!

 

[Walkdengirl]

What do you mean, filler? Her lips are only ever "enhanced" by spicy Pringles and mouth ulcers, don'tcha know!

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Will the holey lip be making a reappearance one wonders?

 

[Captainmouse]

She has form for the grated halloumi, this is her 'Greek take' on a carbonara from thread #65. SS - @Marmalade Atkins
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Either that’s a huge saucepan or a teeny tiny smol portion