Jack Monroe #206 I wouldn’t trust her with a spam fritter

[Raydog]

We were banned for putting group photos socialising on Social media for a long time because of the pandemic. Our school stayed open all last year with very strict rules and the management said we couldn't be all over FB with masks off having fun with salt bae etc. I'm out of the habit now- I took no pictures really when we were back in the UK for the summer.

Jack's bios are very gauche.

I never end up taking photos of nights out or even wedding cos u know having fun

 

[Vanelope]

It shows previews of all posts for non subscribers & people without Patreon accounts. ETA - if you’re having to ask a million questions and play Devil’s advocate with every single point, don’t you start to worry that it could just be true? :/

With this and your sudden appearance on the RSM thread starting to wonder if we’re getting trolled…?

winner

 

[Emmapism]

God damn you Weetabix!

 

[Django]

Those stories! With serious offers on the table

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What are those objects with the blue plastic covering behind Jack?
On another note, I'm now getting this off Vlad.

 

[Beth1980]

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John Whaite, from Bake Off, said many months ago that he takes gold glitter everywhere, copying again JM?. Probably not the only chef,baker or wanta be to do it so you are not a maverick.

 

[HotesTilaire]

She’s lucky (bad Tory vibes now?) Sharon Osbourne didn’t do Samantha Cameron a pro bono in a box for that shit letter no one would have read.

I mean who charges for that? Like payment is the deciding factor!

 

[Walkdengirl]

Did the secret seven include a dog? And was the Secret Seven the one with someone called fatty who used to like dressing up as an old lady,?

No, that was the five find outers and buster the dog which I adored as a child

I must be the odd one out...again.

I didn't like the famous five,I was a secret seven and five find outers fan myself

 

[Captainmouse]

#cookingonaboostrap is this Jack's seasonal halloween branding?

Has she changed it yet? Following her grunk

 

[panda_eyes]

Isn’t she a flamin’ galah as well? She don’t half go on

She gets right up my goat and all.

 

[PortiaControl]

I’ve just realised, not one squiggle has been interested enough to ask something like, “an office? Oh where are you working Jack? What are you up to?”

Hasn't she limited replies though?

 

[Lanie]

Is she still getting treatment/ help?

I am so confused with the only sm' ing on sunday/ Monday?

Is she still on a ban?!

 

[anon12300]

277 people are currently paying at least £3.50 pcm to receive nothing off her via Patreon, outside of the November 2020 discount code for her own online store x

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I'm not familiar with patreon, does it show you posts even if you're not signed up? Are you sure there aren't more recent posts you just can't see because you're not a member?

 

[FrumpyCat]

At this point we’re just going to have to replace me with a bot that repeats her dad is a multi property landlord

Her first book references a £4k watch she was given for her birthday

She’s live tweeted chronic diarrhoea there is no secrets left between her and this coven

Alhough given Jack's history of lying about everything I am doubting the existence of the birthday watch.

 

[Captainmouse]

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Unfiltered Jack makes me think of Pauline's nemesis, Ross, from the League of Gentlemen

He looks grubby too

 

[Readingismyhobby]

Not gonna lie

ETA which coming from Jack is very funny.

Oh. Would never have guessed that is what it meant. Indeed ironic when used by Jacky.

 

[Captainmouse]

What are those objects with the blue plastic covering behind Jack?
On another note, I'm now getting this off Vlad.

Some form of camping stove?

 

[anon12300]

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I actually have that exact gold spray in my cupboard. Never used it. I bought it for cupcakes but I just sort of forget it's in the back of my cupboard.

 

[MaineCoonMama]

What does “NGL” mean?

Not gonna lie.

 

[HotesTilaire]

Why does she have to call everything the wrong name in her weird bid to sound fancy and knowledgeable? It actually has the opposite effect in truth. Just call it courgette and Halloumi pasta, nothing wrong with that.

We had Cathy and Mark books, with 'Mother' and 'Dad', although I think they'd been phased out by the time my sister started 2yrs later. I'd definitely started reading adult books in primary school. It's not the flex Jack thinks it is, especially if you grew up before the real boom in Y/A and kids fiction.

Like...early to mid 80s?

 

[PortiaControl]

I must be the odd one out...again.

I preferred The Secret Seven too Manc