She’ll rinse them of course!Totally impractical as it’ll be a bugger to get the blackberries out of the bottle. She’ll probably do something weirdy with them like bash them around with a twig.
She’ll rinse them of course!Totally impractical as it’ll be a bugger to get the blackberries out of the bottle. She’ll probably do something weirdy with them like bash them around with a twig.
It’s a glass bottle - that badger’s going in the freezer!What the duck is going on, she’s gonna struggle getting those out in one piece
It was this time last year that I mentioned about foraging for berries and apples. It's taken her some time, but she's got there. The berries this year aren't a patch on last years, obviously the growing conditions are not as favourable.
Did you visit your effigy?It was this time last year that I mentioned about foraging for berries and apples. It's taken her some time, but she's got there. The berries this year aren't a patch on last years, obviously the growing conditions are not as favourable.
I've just finished in the hospital, now off to enjoy one if the museums London has to offer. I've booked timed tickets, but won't say where in case 🔺️
Not yet, but I'll be travelling through there tomorrow. I'll take a look.Did you visit your effigy?
Jack should go to Matlock Bath instead.LEAVE SYLVIA PLATH ALONE
Why in a milk bottle though?
She looks like a right fun spongeView attachment 721337
Still Insta, is the Twitter limit still there?!?
And then turn them into a smoothie with bean juice and cat dander.She’ll rinse them of course!
She's deliberately mashed her hands into them No one who has ever picked blackberries (and I'm guessing that would be a pretty decent percentage of us) will have ended up with hands like that.View attachment 721339
Who picks up blackberries with the palm of your hands? You get messy fingers at a push.
And who brings a glass milk bottle out to collect blackberries? So impractical... they already look like theyre fermenting
One of my fave books as a kid was" goodnight mr tom" the little boy in it talks about going "blackberryin" for the first time with the country children. The author describes them with lips and hands stained with red berry juice due to them eating the berries as they picked them. Shes just trying to make herself sound like a character from a book of yore.She's deliberately mashed her hands into them No one who has ever picked blackberries (and I'm guessing that would be a pretty decent percentage of us) will have ended up with hands like that.
It’s tooley street exit lower levelNot yet, but I'll be travelling through there tomorrow. I'll take a look.
Yes! It’s such a weird mashup of ‘BY GOLLY, I CAN BE WHOLESOME AND ESSEX’S ANSWER TO CATH KIDSTON!’ and ‘allow me allude to a gritty, skint life but be sure to tip Messrs Patreon on the way out, yeah?’One of my fave books as a kid was" goodnight mr tom" the little boy in it talks about going "blackberryin" for the first time with the country children. The author describes them with lips and hands stained with red berry juice due to them eating the berries as they picked them. Shes just trying to make herself sound like a character from a book of yore.