Or confiscated her SIM card.
Jack Monroe #200 Yes you can freeze glass jars
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Put it in a jar in the freezer.
Jack’s gonna Jack is the best answer I can come up with.
Im quite enjoying our own celebratory kumquat based chaos myself.
The cabal at thread #400Happy thread 200 to all. I don’t post often but am frequently hooting and fizzing at all you fabulous ninnies - thank you for the laffs. Here’s to 200 more threads
Maybe someone reminded Jack that they were suppose to being a parent to SB, not twatting about on Twatter. Maybe SB has had the last laugh, donned his kumquat wig and hid the phone that makes his mumma ignore him. 
Deirdre loves her new hair! Thank you
This is under one of those 'We hear your views' Guardian articles -
Wow! 200 threads!
And each of them 1,000 times more witty and entertaining than the actual subject matter. (She’s just so incredibly dull).
Can we expect another mini chaos this weekend I wonder, or do her handlers have her chained to a desk completing her “book”?
And each of them 1,000 times more witty and entertaining than the actual subject matter. (She’s just so incredibly dull).
Can we expect another mini chaos this weekend I wonder, or do her handlers have her chained to a desk completing her “book”?
jack waking up this fine morning and seeing all the wonderful hairdos
Sorry, missed something.
Lid off, obvs.
Oh my days, imagine Jack going all 'bubbly in the fridge' and ripping their Morris curtains down in a fit of smol pixie rage
Maybe she realised her comback was a disaster so will give Comeback II a shot next week.
Nope, my dodgy photo editing
I did try and get an actual Santa hat on her for Christmas, but she wasn't having it. I might try and clicker train her and see if she'll go for it with that.
Thread #400. By then will we know what to do with left over chipshop chips? Have her patrons received their postcards? Granola?
Wow! 200 threads!
And each of them 1,000 times more witty and entertaining than the actual subject matter. (She’s just so incredibly dull).
Can we expect another mini chaos this weekend I wonder, or do her handlers have her chained to a desk completing her “book”?
loving your Barnet
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Will we have discovered the fate of the chicken livers by then?
Last night's impromptu stand-up gig and collection of gifs from @Alansbigplate finished me off, especially the 'I'm not poor, I'm destitute' one. Got the shaking giggles and had to go 'nothing it's just a thing' to my wife who was wondering what the duck. I didn't have the energy to explain Jack to her there and then.
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