Should we keep them?
I'm torn between thinking:
a) they're the best thing ever and should stay
b) they won't be as fun if we wear them for every thread
c) it's like a secret handshake to cabalistas on other threads
and
d) fuck off x
Should we keep them?Noooooooooooo
Holy shit
I'd put money on the jobs she applied for being ones that she didn't consider below her. Can't imagine she was putting in applications to factories and supermarkets and shit.I have got 5 minutes in and the lies are just flowing out of her.
Apparently Jack is working class, no mention of the detached residence or landlord father with an MBE (you know, like all working class people have)
Her breakfast had to be the biggest box of food that Leon sell. Yet she says she has overcome her disordered eating.
Her dad is Greek Cypriot (no he is not) her mother is Northern Irish, though no mention of how that was reflected in the food.
Then she had a slightly difficult relationship with food because she went to a grammar school. No mention of how she overcame it.
Food was a family affair, simple working class food, pie and mash and Sunday roast. You could hear her flailing around thinking "what do the poors eat?". She has no idea what working class people eat, she just says what she thinks they eat. Most people just eat ordinary food day to day. Even middle class people don't eat caviar, foie gras and truffles every day. I am surprised she didn't say jellied eels and pea liquor. No mention of the Greek food she remembers so vividly, or the Birds trifle.
She gave her job up because her childcare arrangements failed. It appears to me (just an assumption M'Lord) that her Mum was the main person assisting with childcare (and why not, she has loads of experience with foster kids, and she wouldn't turn her back on her own grandchild) and Jack took the piss.
Jack applied for 300 jobs and never got one. What jobs was she applying for, was she under or overqualified? Why did 300 businesses that were recruiting staff think Jack was not suitable? Could it possibly be something Jack was doing/writing in her CV/saying at interview that put them off? Of course it was never anything to do with the way Jack presented herself that made them think "trouble with a big T"
At this point I had to switch off, it was too much to listen to when you are looking out for the lies. Especially when they are so easy to spot.
FFS
A few years ago, I was covering for my Line Manager at work and we were doing interviews for a driver. This guy came in, answered the questions and then I asked for his driver’s licence so I could photocopy it…he handed me his provisional and the other boss reminded him it was for a driving job. He said he was almost ready to sit his test and “was confident he would pass first time”I can't bare to listen to her, but I remember she was applying for the most ludicrous jobs like forklift driver. No ability to drive a forklift, but y'know...I do partly get applying for nonsense when there's limited job availability and government mandated search numbers to get your benefits, but she wasn't claiming anything (allegedly) so no need to do that.
Typical
Oh no!!! One day they just might accept her. Part of me thinks it would be the pits but the other part thinks it’ll be comedy gold!Fingers crossed Jacks announced for strictly tonight x x
And amidst all this, she was under constant onslaught by the viggles AND cancelled by Leftist Twitter.Early January 2021 was when we were suggesting shifts for fraus as the never ending CHAOS was too much for even a whole cable of mithering ninnies to handle.
We had Covid, long Covid, LJC real Covid in the press, Rish mate, and possibly RSM and FSM. T’was relentless. I think Silver and Marm got RSI from screenshotting.
A supermarket job is Jack's fallback don't forget.I'd put money on the jobs she applied for being ones that she didn't consider below her. Can't imagine she was putting in applications to factories and supermarkets and shit.
Bloody hell Alan! Thats very disturbing.
I’m not sure the wider tattle environment is quite prepared, I just stick to slating her!Have you ever considered unleashing reface on the Beggy Meldrum thread Al??
That’s your Cath Kidston bitchAnd amidst all this, she was under constant onslaught by the viggles AND cancelled by Leftist Twitter.
I still sometimes wake myself up cringing with "Your comrade, Jack Monroe" rattling around my head.
You now have your own corral to keep all jacks under controlI’m not sure the wider tattle environment is quite prepared, I just stick to slating her!
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