speaking of porridge allegedly filling everyone up on xmas morning, I seem to remember seeing a dialogue between Mom and trifle defender a couple of months ago, discussing how much of a lie it is that porridge fills you up
trying to find the receipts, but it's proving difficult
“a vile myth”, she‘s just brilliant
Alan I've really missed you
Managed to find the original, unedited tweet:
And she cooked the Xmas dinner in all her slow cookers! Delicious.I'm sure she did a post in the morning or the day before saying that everyone was super excited about her roast potatoes and then she just did a complete 180 and said there weren't going to be any roast potatoes after all and no one minded. So weird.
thank you, marmalade, you amazing rememberer of stuff!
https://giphy.com/xT5LMHVFxdE44P38OIAnd she cooked the Xmas dinner in all her slow cookers! Delicious.
not gonna lie, this looks glorious to meDid she get Brenda to help with the sausages? Now that I've looked at it up close, the glistening is making me feel quite ill.
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https://giphy.com/l0IpWZOKG4nn4G1BS Bet they all cheered when these babies were servedDid she get Brenda to help with the sausages? Now that I've looked at it up close, the glistening is making me feel quite ill.
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https://giphy.com/lqVVqkqMolh9SDid she get Brenda to help with the sausages? Now that I've looked at it up close, the glistening is making me feel quite ill.
Quoting myself like a dick but i also found one of carolines handshttps://giphy.com/l0IpWZOKG4nn4G1BS Bet they all cheered when these babies were served
Less of a bollock and eyelid concoction à la Brenda, more of an appendage interfacing with the George Foreman grill type incident.not gonna lie, this looks glorious to me
I'm honestly in awe of the shitty christmas dinner, to serve porridge for breakfast, then no potatoes, NO FUCKING POTATOES, to go cheap on the meat/fish and serve bland, sad sides, but still think it's acceptable to shill high end tinned fruit proclaiming it bestest for some benign reason the PR team wrote down for you?! And then to have the audacity to hag off their partner and child?
https://giphy.com/26n5ZZfTd3cBLoj2E
Jack was so much more capable in the beginning, cockiness was their undoing.Po-TAY-Toes
Oh fuck me, the eyes are coming out of the screen. I'm going to have nightmares now!
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