Hmmm......
Well, that was an interesting catch up. Grateful thanks to you all for your updates and general jollity. Thats JOLLITY not JOLLOF. Ha. I won't be caught out that easily.
So, I do remember what I believe was young Jacks first TV appearance when the husband and I both said there was something a tad 'off' and I've just hurtled allllllllllllllllllll the way back to their first Guardian slot and here's where I'm struggling a wee bit.
To recap - scraped together £6 from corners of drawers, down the sofa etc. (Obviously not yet at the stage where £500 could be found in a puddle. Fear not young Jackanory, this day will come.) Living in one room with son in the house with 5 other people. Has been skipping meals but is now joyously skipping to the supermarket with their hard foraged wealth.
So, Point A your honour. Lets assume that the 5 people they share with are NOT related to them. What level of twats would they be to see a young penniless Mum struggle to feed their child and not so much as offer a can of beans and sausages? I mean, I've known some absolute Twuntathons in my time, but they wouldn't see a kid starve.
However, Point B your honour. The aforementioned house sharers were actually her 'rents and siblings. And yet they too were allowing their child and Grandchild to go without food. Assuming they actually are indeed the Wankwhistles who would do such an unkind thing, did they also padlock the fridge to ensure no contraband make its way into the depths of young Jacks personal enclave?
And finally, Point C, should your honour allow - I have a child and if they get into financial difficulties, lets pretend that I am indeed such a complete knob wangle that I would allow them to skip meals, not join in with family meals, not allow secret fridge snaffling etc - I can assure you, I would NOT be allowing them to turn my sodding fridge off to save (my) money.
If I have any of the timeline/accommodation details wrong, please accept my apologies and tell me where I have failed.
Thanks ever so.