She seems to have lost some weight, and not just the 10 stone or so that she ditched in Southend. Looks like she’s very outdoorsy and sociable. Complete opposite of Jack.Oh how I have HOOTED and indeed fizzed at this!
On another note, LJC looks to be having a whale of a time this summer. Looks positively glowing if you ask me. Just imagined Jack singing good 4 u by Olivia Rodrigo. https://giphy.com/sNqYxcPkwbc3jD30r0
Please don’t - I want the whole song.I'll stop now.
Can we also cast Laurence as the hose pipe eating fox?Fucking Laurence FoxI'd actually pay good money to see him cast in that role, I'm picturing Rupert Everett as Mrs Fritton in St Trinians, but with none of the charm
Please carry onAnother verse
I am what I am
When I mess up I have loads of excuses
I gather up hair
I find anywhere, it has lots of uses
It's my life, I was a pov and don't you know it
My life, don't look too close or you might blow it
My food's not worth a damn, so my son shouts out
"Mamapapa I want bread and jam?"
I'll stop now.
All right, two more verses, these to be sung by the cabal, played by chorus boys and girls, who dance in heels around a life size cardboard cut out of Marcus Rashford.Please don’t - I want the whole song.
I have a fabulously flamboyant earworm now @MancBeeAnother verse
I am what I am
When I mess up I have loads of excuses
I gather up hair
I find anywhere, it has lots of uses
It's my life, I was a pov and don't you know it
My life, don't look too close or you might blow it
My food's not worth a damn, so my son shouts out
"Mamapapa I want bread and jam?"
I'll stop now.
I’ll never forget when @traumatised sideboard referred to you as “emerging poet @MancBee ”. You are unstoppableAll right, two more verses, these to be sung by the cabal, played by chorus boys and girls, who dance in heels around a life size cardboard cut out of Marcus Rashford.
Jack is what she is
Her life is a lie, like a Walter Mitty
We'll keep banging on
We're writing prose, we are all witty
And we'll triangulate all her baubles and her bangles
We all see her, and we know her angles
Her life is a sham and we all shout out
"Jack don't keep doing that scam"
Jack, you are what you are
It's really a shame, it's really a pity
We question your choices
When you say you're 90% vegan, we think that's shitty
And so what if you love corned beef and cheap bangers?
Well that's nowhere near vegan, but there's a profit you can wangle
Your life is a sham till you can shout out
"I hate cheap wet ham"
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