Oh god, the flashbacks I have to when I actually attempted this..
The poor landlady probably had to draft in men in hazmat suits and the national guard to dismantle it and get rid of the lingering slop stains.
A bit heartless.absolutely hooting at this
I actually cannot believe it made your kid cry. Advert right there.Oh god, the flashbacks I have to when I actually attempted this..
My youngest actually started crying. Her brother said it 'tasted like pond'. I can't believe I subjected my children to that contagion. What was I thinking?
In other (but sort of connected) news... Ruth and Eamonn on This Morning today had 'homemade pesto with pasta' Sadly not Jack (although I do believe she is still in talks with TM) but a lovely chap who not only made a delicious green pasta with homemade pesto but it was delicious and he was a pleasure to watch.
It is a mystery why they went with him and not Jack...
it's terrible, but it's proper "cheers, kid's crying" vibesabsolutely hooting at this
Man, I must have missed the floofle. How the duck does she think people won't notice???
A new TV option perhaps for Jack..... Got a child who won't behave? Tried everything including supernanny? Well, then you need Suppernanny....Oh god, the flashbacks I have to when I actually attempted this..
My youngest actually started crying.
That's just reminded me of that huge list of chores that she had on hand lest SB claimed to be bored, so many were things she should do herself, like make Mama's bed
These should be book cover quotes! Add me to to the list of people apologising for laughing, @MooBelle I‘m so sorry!
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GQ awards guest on dr rupy's iplayer show completed 2018 the bleeping express GQ awards 2020. no evidence of running or dancing, but Marcus is tall. she didn't even personally hand him the award. potato water
Lol “church, for private prayer” made the listgratefully received TYVM.
Are we still reminiscing? The handwritten bubble list took the prize for wildest misinterpretation of lockdown rules, giving scope for all kinds of new Jactivities as well as the half-arsed attempt at redaction testing the canal's excellentskills.
I’m reporting you to child protective services if you do that again, mooOh god, the flashbacks I have to when I actually attempted this..
My youngest actually started crying. Her brother said it 'tasted like pond'. I can't believe I subjected my children to that contagion. What was I thinking?
In other (but sort of connected) news... Ruth and Eamonn on This Morning today had 'homemade pesto with pasta' Sadly not Jack (although I do believe she is still in talks with TM) but a lovely chap who not only made a delicious green pasta with homemade pesto but it was delicious and he was a pleasure to watch.
It is a mystery why they went with him and not Jack...
Cool cool coolHave just read that Twitter is retiring Fleets because far fewer people were using the feature than anticipated.
Can we assume they'll also be quietly, softly, gently removing the tip jar function, given that Jack seems to be the only person on the planet with the gall to actually have it enabled?
Weekly routine right at the bottom thereif anyone wants some inspo to find their own favourite abandoned project (also I've not posted it in a while and we've got some newbies) may I suggest..
£15 a week lunches
£20 shops as a whole
9 half-written manuscripts
35 recipes from a £20 shop, pick your fave
2000 words for print glossy
adding to twitter thread of plants as they bloom
advent calendar
aged chicken thigh bone stock
base system going in next book
BBC show
big press photo shoots
black bean brownies recipe
BLM video monetization donation
blog post excited about for ages
book on culinary history
book signing in Belfast
books for slow cooker appeal
books for the rural coffee caravan
Brand New System for desk - wallpaper
bright blue think tank updates
Camp Kitchen from the shed
chestnut fudge thing
chicken livers
cinnamon granola recipe
coffee scrub
column for the Breakdown
comic filter security
Conditions of Bungalow Bubbling lessons
curating regular book recommendations
David Walliams book reviews
dauphinoise pie
denim shirt embroidery commissions
depressipes
detailed blog on nutrition
devilled eggs recipe - completed it, mate
drawing nigella's garden
ethical on a budget
explain daily usage of pythagoras theorem
festive pop tarts
festive vegan loaf
filing accounts
flannel blog
food truck of joy
gailymail
great resources by trans + non binary writers
greek cook book
half-written budget xmas recipes
handing over her platform to poc
healthy on a bootstrap
helping disability and mental health writers
history of York road market
homemade hand sanitiser
homemade cleaning items
huge depop or Ebay sale
hybrid cassoulet
jackfruit version of something
James Bond conspiracy theory
Klingon gagh recipe
knit blanket
kolokythokeftedes recipe
kombucha whisky
lever arch files of fan mail
life hacks book
links to small businesses
list of slow cooker recipes
lockdown larder 2.0 resumption threatened
lockdown list of services
maple syrup story
militant boiled eggs
mince pie doughnuts
mole
mushroom drying
New Thing
newspaper campaign
onion chopping song
ouchy mouth recipes
patreon update
pistachio milk
pointing out real plants
postcards, postcards, postcards
poverty memoir
puttanesca soup
radish recipes
recipe roundup on Instagram
recipes for small people
red ephemera soup recipe
repotting spider plants from a friend
rooting out Amazon from website
running around in heels with a Tall Man
sausage and kale slop
Secret Ingredient - possibly banana skin
secret stock ingredient
sending maple syrup tin to fan
setting her teenage musings to music
sexy kitchen makeover reason
shopping trolley
sideboard photos reason
sleep hygiene routine
slow cooker bubble bath
slow cooker xmas dinner - before xmas 2021
some kind of timetable for SB in lockdown
super secret shopping trip hack
supper nanny
support cabal for bullied media types
sweet and sour soup
sweet potato caramel
thrifty shades of beige
Thursday thunder clap
tin juice cordial recipe
tomato soup water content - done
transcribing and blogging non binary talk
translation of a Greek Cypriot cookbook
unorthodox cheese sauce - done
unorthodox courgette squishing
Up To Something
uses for juice from del monte tins
various cornflakes chicken recipes
vegan char sui buns
vegan cheese list
vegan crackling
vegan diabetic creme egg (maybe)
vegan haggis
vegan pastitsio in collab with veganuary Linda
vegan paella with artichokes
vegan pie glaze
vegan version of upside down pineapple chicken
visit Poland
weekly routine
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and feel free to add any to the wiki that aren't there as I still can't
"Hope Rose West gets her internet sorted"
Is a true story! She thought she was being punished!!!!absolutely hooting at this
For some reason my search skills on this site are rubbish, but I am sure someone can find the receipt.
