I think it’s taking off the old Peter Kay joke about garlic bread
Squiggles are at the forefront of comedy rather like Mack
Jack Monroe #196 You know, I'm something of a poor myself
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Squiggles are at the forefront of comedy rather like Mack
Please tell me you didn't look at the falafel picture.
Those spoons will push you over the edge!
Better than the slippery snakes shits from actually eating her food!!!
(The more I look at her falafels the more I think Jack does not know what a falafel is)
also, there's at least 15 "dishes" on those post its that are already out there.
eg
Dutch babies - for del monte
moonshine mash - on her website
pangratatte - let's not go there...
so she's basically spent all year rehashing existing content and wants another payday for it!
eg
Dutch babies - for del monte
moonshine mash - on her website
pangratatte - let's not go there...
so she's basically spent all year rehashing existing content and wants another payday for it!
"Hello hummus my old friend"
Jesus. No wonder some people are bleeping depressed if that is what they eat.
Some day we'll find itRainbow falafel connection
The grifters
The Patreons
And meeeeee
Well she's back then and with a plethora of Post-Its. Procrastination central. Some things never change
So this isn't going to be the modern Mrs. Beeton or whatever she was touting the plug hole hair bible as. Nor the poverty tome. She's definitely not giving off "nearly finished" vibes with these pictures. I would love to see the conversations between her and her publishers.
Some things never changeSo this isn't going to be the modern Mrs. Beeton or whatever she was touting the plug hole hair bible as. Nor the poverty tome. She's definitely not giving off "nearly finished" vibes with these pictures. I would love to see the conversations between her and her publishers.
Or other recipes found on Google
@Hollaaa re "If it were anyone else I'd say now we know why they haven't been able to get onto Twitter so much, but..." from the previous thread...
If someone tweets about their bowel movements, it wouldn't surprise me if they tweeted whilst their bowels were moving... so all the prunes couldn't have kept her away during "triple testing"
If someone tweets about their bowel movements, it wouldn't surprise me if they tweeted whilst their bowels were moving... so all the prunes couldn't have kept her away during "triple testing"
Back in January we were told the top tips book of terror would be out in December.
Cheese in a cake.
If you want a peek of the kidney bean and pineapple recipe, it's over here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/bean_and_pineapple_curry_83770
To be fair, once you've simmered those kidney beans (rinsed) and pineapple chunks for 30 minutes, 30 bleeping MINUTES, there's going to be absolutely nothing recognisable in that slop. Also, keep stirring it so it doesn't get burned? I mean, you could try not overcooking everything to tit, but what do I know, I'm not a maverick.
The intro makes it sound like everyone is so enamoured with her peach and chickpea curry that they were just begging Mx Monroe to make more fruity slop.
To be fair, once you've simmered those kidney beans (rinsed) and pineapple chunks for 30 minutes, 30 bleeping MINUTES, there's going to be absolutely nothing recognisable in that slop. Also, keep stirring it so it doesn't get burned? I mean, you could try not overcooking everything to tit, but what do I know, I'm not a maverick.
The intro makes it sound like everyone is so enamoured with her peach and chickpea curry that they were just begging Mx Monroe to make more fruity slop.
I think there was an update to that, though - I'm sure I remember commenting about how it's such a shame it won't make it to the all-important Christmas market.
Serves 4, sure thing
What a shame
It rings a bell though, earlier this year it felt like there was a new deadline day every few weeks!
Shouldn’t these recipes be typeset onto postcard size and printed on beige high quality card and 39 weeks worth be POSTED TO THE PEOPLE YOU TOOK MONEY OFF ahem.
A story in 3 parts...
And I'm convinced there were a few more, even earlier "Post-it wall of anxiety" tweets, but they seem to have vanished in one of the many deleteathons.
This book has been in the works longer than The Winds of Winter.
And I'm convinced there were a few more, even earlier "Post-it wall of anxiety" tweets, but they seem to have vanished in one of the many deleteathons.
This book has been in the works longer than The Winds of Winter.
Give that woman an award for 'best attempt to look busy yet accomplish next to nothing' IMMEDIATELY
the time it must have taken her to line those post it’s up so neatly, she could’ve wrote the effing book.
At least we are looking forward to the winds of winter, unfortunately I think we may be more likely to get her book first
Those few Post It notes that are sort of (but not quite) in colour order is really doing my head in. If you are going to colour coordinate your recipe notes make sure that you use the right colours for each heading you cretin. It is setting my teeth on edge just looking at it. A row of yellow notes with one pink fourth from the left. An odd dark pink at the end of a row of pale pink...argggggggggg!
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