Jack Monroe #195 She basically writes fan-fiction about herself

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No just the mackie thread invaded by chairs! Must be a tattle thing

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I can't believe just how much we got into counting chairs and teeth. It was still better content than Mackie puts out though.

eta: i think, across the whole of Tattle, we'd be the ones most able to survive if the person in question just disappeared. Although I just checked the Vonny thread and the list of alter-egos in the first post was both hilarious and put Jack to shame
 
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Thank you SO much dear hearts for your lovely responses re: crappy narc friend. You are the most kind and insightful group of bullying ninnies I've ever encountered. Much amoré/molé to all of you 😭 ❤

Thank you SO much dear hearts for your lovely responses re: crappy narc friend. You are the most kind and insightful group of bullying ninnies I've ever encountered. Much amoré/molé to all of you 😭 ❤
Quoting myself like a head to say I'm extending the same love to everyone else dealing with someone who's a nasty piece of work right now. Big hugs Canal x x
 
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No just the mackie thread invaded by chairs! Must be a tattle thing

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I can't count all those! 😥 I have less teeth to count now as have lost another and there is yet another on the wobble 😭. I only have one sideboard (welsh dresser stylee) so that is easy to count.

Sorry you are having a bad time dear heart schmetterling, but no one needs tit friends in their life so you are doing the right thing getting rid. The cabal of evil trolly fraus are here for you ❤
 
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Thank you SO much dear hearts for your lovely responses re: crappy narc friend. You are the most kind and insightful group of bullying ninnies I've ever encountered. Much amoré/molé to all of you 😭 ❤


Quoting myself like a head to say I'm extending the same love to everyone else dealing with someone who's a nasty piece of work right now. Big hugs Canal x x
I reckon a worrying amount of us have been there, my narc struck considerable worry into me until he started contacting the house and my (lovely but very middle-class Grant Mitchell vibes imposing) father got his oar in. You can tell you've done the right thing if you feel like Atlas suddenly got a month off work. Good on you, basically. It's hard.
 
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Hope everyone has their strawberry ice cream hats ready for the full moon tomorrow!
 
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Bellend Towers
Am unclear whether the artist has a fanny cake policy, I’d guess it’s likely.
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honestly, when Bellend Towers was mentioned as looking like a cock and balls, I couldn't help but think of St Basil's in Moscow. only, you know, with fewer balls

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Jack, where are you? I need help! I brushed Sideboard Cat for five minutes and now I have all this fur - what should I do with it? I was thinking of felting a nice cosy for my gas meter but I was wondering if maybe there was a worse use for it.

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Her shedding is horrendous. Just like Jack's hair, it's coming out in clumps. I might give her a reverse rat's tail but someone's going to have to donate a sideboard for a photoshoot. If you do give me a sideboard for free (including delivery) I'll write you a well good review on Twitter (y)
 
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Jack, where are you? I need help! I brushed Sideboard Cat for five minutes and now I have all this fur - what should I do with it? I was thinking of felting a nice cosy for my gas meter but I was wondering if maybe there was a worse use for it.

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beautiful, sleek, judgemental kitty! like all the best of them! ❤

have you considered insulating a slow cooker full of tea?
 
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beautiful, sleek, judgemental kitty! like all the best of them! ❤

have you considered insulating a slow cooker full of tea?
Use it to stuff Pillows for new born babies. You know its highly unrecommended so you know.... Its perfect.
 
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