Jack Monroe #195 She basically writes fan-fiction about herself

[MooBelle]

'Very beautiful but old and more than slightly rotten' is my new Tinder bio. Despite her fire service training she seems to actively be making her home more flammable, like when she put all those rolls of paper in her kitchen and distributed slow cookers throughout the house. She even turned a perfectly serviceable shed into an enormous fire hazard and was using various appliances that get hot when they were stacked up over head height. Honestly I'm surprised she has to keep inventing injuries and hasn't sustained any real ones yet.

And the weird rags she had hanging on a string over the kitchen door. Which was right near the hob....

 

[Hollaaa]

And the weird rags she had hanging on a string over the kitchen door. Which was right near the hob....

And the rolls of wallpaper piled up on the kitchen units, above the cooker.

 

[Eurgh]

‘she seems to actively be making her home more flammable’

This line has killed me.

 

[Hollaaa]

'Very beautiful but old and more than slightly rotten' is my new Tinder bio. Despite her fire service training she seems to actively be making her home more flammable, like when she put all those rolls of paper in her kitchen and distributed slow cookers throughout the house. She even turned a perfectly serviceable shed into an enormous fire hazard and was using various appliances that get hot when they were stacked up over head height. Honestly I'm surprised she has to keep inventing injuries and hasn't sustained any real ones yet.

Just realised Sidey T already made the wallpaper point. My reading comprehension is declining with a lack of slop directives to interpret.

 

[Fitnessqueen]

I’ve been straying on the Ellie Grey threads. I know Jack isn’t a rabid anti vaxx troofer spreading lies and misinformation but there’s some strong similarities (constant deleting and reactivating social media, threatening Tattlers with lawsuits, every illness ever, head shaving, sending in flying monkeys, expert at everything).

 

[ThePowderMonkey]

Your avatar is truly terrifying

I liked it better when it had a hat

 

[ThunderClapForCapers]

just had a peeky mink at her mentions and this photo is everything!

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I liked it better when it had a hat

Surprised no-one has gone for this one. I still can't work out if Emma Freud is intentionally playing the aloof role, or is genuinely pissed off being there.

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[Captainmouse]

I’ve been straying on the Ellie Grey threads. I know Jack isn’t a rabid anti vaxx troofer spreading lies and misinformation but there’s some strong similarities (constant deleting and reactivating social media, threatening Tattlers with lawsuits, every illness ever, head shaving, sending in flying monkeys, expert at everything).

Maybe the are all of one megalomaniac?

 

[Billybellend]

I liked it better when it had a hat

It’s the teeth…very ‘Jaws’ in James Bond…!!!

 

[kachoochoo]

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Surprised no-one has gone for this one. I still can't work out if Emma Freud is intentionally playing the aloof role, or is genuinely pissed off being there.

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I do think that emma was playing at looking pissed off while probably actually being pissed off.

in Jack's absence today, I have mostly been reading about the inghams following the lime goss notification. god, they are MAD, aren't they?!

ooh, here's bff Marcus

 

[MaineCoonMama]

I do think that emma was playing at looking pissed off while probably actually being pissed off.

in Jack's absence today, I have mostly been reading about the inghams following the lime goss notification. god, they are MAD, aren't they?!

ooh, here's bff Marcus

One good thing about Jack's continued absence, I've been able to check out all the other threads on Tattle. I really had no clue about how widespread the grifting and begging is. Those Inghams are something else, just wow. Rancid people.

 

[Sideboard Bob]

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Oh nice one Laura! For anyone who missed it, she’s the one journalist who has written about Tattle and actually got what we’re about.

Are cynical social media influencers exploiting backlash against online abuse to deflect scrutiny? – Laura Waddell

Gossip is old news. Shakespeare, in fact, was among the first to commit the word to print, his characters frequently getting the wrong end of tittle tattle to both comic and tragic outcome.

www.scotsman.com

 

[Rekyavikgirl]

Emma Freud is a massive social and professional climber. She'll hitch her wagon to anyone in the public eye.

 

[onlysunshine]

Money Saving Expert pulling a blinder with their email tonight.

You might be waiting for those CCJs or whatever it was to clear Jack, but the 8 months (minimum) of late rent you claim isn't furthering your ownership of your forever home...

 

[DinosaurSenior]

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Oh nice one Laura! For anyone who missed it, she’s the one journalist who has written about Tattle and actually got what we’re about.

Are cynical social media influencers exploiting backlash against online abuse to deflect scrutiny? – Laura Waddell

Gossip is old news. Shakespeare, in fact, was among the first to commit the word to print, his characters frequently getting the wrong end of tittle tattle to both comic and tragic outcome.

www.scotsman.com

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The three or four examples are obviously not 4 different people...just the many facets of wee Jackie. Love it!!!

 

[Cookiecookie]

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Surprised no-one has gone for this one. I still can't work out if Emma Freud is intentionally playing the aloof role, or is genuinely pissed off being there.

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It was taken by a proper photographer (Scarlet Page), so I think it's probably a bit intentional.

It looks like one of those adult recreations of a childhood photo though. Emma looks like the exhausted mum of an overhyped toddler who won't shut the duck up and keeps getting in her face.

 

[frankychester]

I remember her promoting heating a room with tealights and flowerpots. I dont think that's very safe.

It's not, and it's also complete bollocks. I saw this once and half considered it for heating my greenhouse during a cold snap, then realised that it's no different to just putting a tealight by itself in there.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Tbh shocked she’s missed an opportunity to fake being working class considering today’s discourse. She could have gotten at least 1 #FBPE patreon sponsor out of that cosplay?

 

[Saint_clemmie]

It’s the teeth…very ‘Jaws’ in James Bond…!!!

Rather pointy.

 

[Limey]

Has she gone quiet on social media? So has Vonny Moyes,

You guys,

WHAT IF THEY ARE THE SAME PERSON??????

#plottwist