Jack Monroe #195 She basically writes fan-fiction about herself
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It depends which Jack she is channelling on any given day. Essentially there is middle class Jack (her natural voice) and little urchin Jack, a sort strangled nasal whine.I have once and never again it’s as ghastly an experience as you imagine it isimagine the slop she makes but in voice form
Let us not forget the forensic study of Jack's weight-based feats including the carrying of a 93kg sideboard, the dragging of a 70kg sideboard up a spiral staircase, bench pressing the Queen and doing an unspecified exercise with two tins of beans. For future reference in case we start counting sideboards I don't have a single one. I myself am a sideboard in name only.
I have one sideboard. It's from IKEA and I paid for it without grift.
If only I had the balls to con people out of money so I could buy the Cotswold sideboard(s) I so clearly deserve. Guess I wasn't poor enough growing up!
If only I had the balls to con people out of money so I could buy the Cotswold sideboard(s) I so clearly deserve. Guess I wasn't poor enough growing up!
Mate, seriously though...
It actually dipped below 800 (give or take 300k) and I got really excited to see it go to 300,799 ,(or similar) then it jumped up to 812 and I got soooòoo angry!
I’m considering counting days. Not personally but there are websites which do it for you.
Days since Dash last seen
Days since Cooper last deployed
Days since patreons should have been sent a thrifty shades of beige exclusive postcard
Days the shopping trolley was sent to the Agents office
Days since Dash last seen
Days since Cooper last deployed
Days since patreons should have been sent a thrifty shades of beige exclusive postcard
Days the shopping trolley was sent to the Agents office
Speculation says this was young Saffron B. Silly girl. She’s just bought a house for a cool million at 20.
Ihave to say, I’m impressed with JMs continued absence from the socials. I’m hoping it does her nothing but good. I also hope it encourages her to get a “proper” job and leave the grift life.
On the continued subject of grifting...
Grifter Gladwell has over 30k followers on her twitter and the breakdown advertorial (certainly not a magazine when it’s latest tweets are shilling for CBD lubes and plant based food competitions that no doubt come from her PR company) has 11k followers. Guess what though. The scoundrel has flipped her personal account to private so the glamping holiday will get even less reach now. Shameless. And - frankly, more fool the camping company that threw her the bone to begin with.
Also - Hi Hattie. It’s clear you have caught up here. Just know, we bleeping see you. Really not keen on your tit being exposed for what it is, are you. You are no better than Jack and I hope every minute of your #gifted holiday sucks the big one.
Anyway - still glad Jackie is absent. Hope the cat and the rabbit and the kid are ok. Indifferent entirely about Jacks well-being. She deserves everything she has coming to her.
As an aside, you can do wonders with a Kallax, a set of legs, and some imagination, if you want a good, practical and useful sideboard on the cheap. Ikea hacks on the internet can make Cotswolds look like the boring, mundane, middle class ick that they are. At a considerable saving too!
Grifter Gladwell has over 30k followers on her twitter and the breakdown advertorial (certainly not a magazine when it’s latest tweets are shilling for CBD lubes and plant based food competitions that no doubt come from her PR company) has 11k followers. Guess what though. The scoundrel has flipped her personal account to private so the glamping holiday will get even less reach now. Shameless. And - frankly, more fool the camping company that threw her the bone to begin with.
Also - Hi Hattie. It’s clear you have caught up here. Just know, we bleeping see you. Really not keen on your tit being exposed for what it is, are you. You are no better than Jack and I hope every minute of your #gifted holiday sucks the big one.
Anyway - still glad Jackie is absent. Hope the cat and the rabbit and the kid are ok. Indifferent entirely about Jacks well-being. She deserves everything she has coming to her.
As an aside, you can do wonders with a Kallax, a set of legs, and some imagination, if you want a good, practical and useful sideboard on the cheap. Ikea hacks on the internet can make Cotswolds look like the boring, mundane, middle class ick that they are. At a considerable saving too!
days since she showed up here yelling "libel!" - 362.9I’m considering counting days. Not personally but there are websites which do it for you.
Days since Dash last seen
Days since Cooper last deployed
Days since patreons should have been sent a thrifty shades of beige exclusive postcard
Days the shopping trolley was sent to the Agents office
I bet most of these 'influencer' dickheads look down on proper street beggars too.
I really hoped things would start to change, but apparently not
Plus the 18 tins of paint purchased and lugged home in her backpack during the first lockdown. It was one of those vital reasons to go out. What with her being immuno compromised and all that.
Number of days since granola recipe was promised
What the hell are you doing, Hotes? (Tunnel was doing so well.)
This has just reminded me that I had a Jack related dream and I'm so sorry to be a dream bore but I was in the queue to get vaccinated and spotted Jack there with LJC and was all HA! Immunocompromised my arse. She almost caught me trying to take a sneaky pic of her and another Tattler revealed themselves behind me and told me to watch out and we shared a knowing look!
Sorry Poca
Sorry I.T. Tunnel
Can’t eat that many scones? What is wrong with people? An entire tub of clotted cream will do two scones, tops.
*pats belly*
So her account is private
Well well.
I wonder what line she span the glamping place to make them bite. It is utterly shameless when companies have been on their knees for about a year and a half. Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.
I also fail to see the point of her 'review' - as now UK holiday holiday destinations are getting incredibly booked up so she isn't really doing them any favours - just blocking paying customers. Yes the company may have been gullible but she is the one at fault here imo.
Clotted cream is a food of the gods. I would sooner eat it with a spoon than dump it in a curry. Plus, if kept in a fridge, cream is very forgiving of its date and I often use it way past after a little taste to make sure it isn’t sour!
Of course, it’s Hatties grifting at fault. I imagine hearing from a “premium brand specialist” PR company and being promised acres of national coverage would be very persuasive. Problem is, the PR company is barely three months old, flogs tat and dubious products. The journalist is a swindler that’s sat on £15k worth of Kickstarter money for a book that’s less likely than any of mine to get published, and her “magazine” is an internet page that probably doesn’t scrape into double digit visitor hits most days. Her biggest platform going private is just icing on the cake, really.So her account is private
Well well.
I wonder what line she span the glamping place to make them bite. It is utterly shameless when companies have been on their knees for about a year and a half. Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should.
I also fail to see the point of her 'review' - as now UK holiday holiday destinations are getting incredibly booked up so she isn't really doing them any favours - just blocking paying customers. Yes the company may have been gullible but she is the one at fault here imo.
Another lesson learnt and another reason to pat Tattle on the back. These people are the new travelling caravans selling snake oil with dancing ladies and shills in the crowd espousing how wonderful the oil is.
I think these types dream of being the kind of insta influencers that just have boxes upon boxes of gifted products, holidays and furniture delivered to them daily. Imagine trying to start up one of those particular 'companies' in the middle/towards the end of a global pandemic and on (what I've been hoping is) the downturn in trend of getting away with this kind of stuff. Doesn't exactly bode well for the future of the company but hell, if you can call it work for a year, get as many freebies as you can and are utterly without shame I suppose
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