Jack Monroe #195 She basically writes fan-fiction about herself

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Flash123

Sideboard Bob said:
The caption on the Instagram version is even more nauseating than the picture (which I’ve cropped out, just try to imagine in your minds eye a “rainbow falafel”)
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She’s about 3 weeks late for pride month. She could have promoted this,
I’ve just had visions of them being rolled up with those fingernails
 
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waffle maker

So that lovely freh fish is still festering in the freezer 6 months later.

I feel like we have seen a layout for this book with a load of post its ages ago, maybe even before Xmas. At least it looks like the plug hair is gone.
 
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heretoreaditall2019

Re the DIY thing with the coy - there’s no way it’s happening obviously but there are so many talented interior designers on Instagram and YouTube idek why she’d elude to the idea that anyone would want her in that space? Her house looks like shit outside of a few pieces of expensive furniture which will always manage to look half decent despite her squatter aesthetic?
 
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Silver Linings

Good thinking to take ‘mostly plant based’ out of the bio before the bone marrow bolognese is published. Bloody dogfood.
 
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Hollaaa

BlendedSlop said:
And I'm sure at least a quarter of the recipes on that board have prunes in. If she's been testing all of these she must be constantly on the shitter.
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If it were anyone else I'd say now we know why they haven't been able to get onto Twitter so much, but...
 
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Sideboard Bob

Flash123 said:
She’s about 3 weeks late for pride month. She could have promoted this,
I’ve just had visions of them being rolled up with those fingernails
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omg yes. And I’ve just noticed the Instagram version she linked to is from 231 weeks ago!
 
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Vanelope

Marina O’Loughlan should be banned from all fine dining establishments for that pandering

Also who gave her the passwords back? She has learned nothing from this break.
 
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Candytuft

Eew. That doesn’t look like a work surface to me. It’s a wall.
Bone marrow bolognese ? She’s taking the piss.
@MancBee
 
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Begborrowsteal

Fish finger katsu? Just whacking some curry sauce on them then. Hardly a recipe. Nice tho, and with hash browns.
 
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MancBee

Black pudding, cheese, sausage, beef, tuna, chicken, salmon, butter ( ), bone marrow, sardines, milk, bacon.

90% Vegan?

Tomato bread and butter pasta. All that carbohydrate, no protein. Yuk.
 
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Veronicaaa

Orphan_Black said:
I bet we still don't get a new book!!! It's all performative imo.
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She had actual mock-ups of her pages months ago, this is literal back-to-the-drawing-board stuff. I'm guessing the plughole hair and tumble dryer fluff and rusty-tins-as-home-decor has been red-penned and she's desperately seeking new content. UNSURPRISINGLY ENOUGH.
 
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Vanelope

Insane that the plug hole hair tips did not play well at a publishers with any idea about hygiene
 
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Orphan_Black

Oh!!! This is suppose to be for THAT book. OK Jack, sure thing hahahahahahahaha.


LJC on a bike, get a proper job, Jack!
 
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