Nottonightbabe
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The little sideboard Jacks!
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The little sideboard Jacks!
I always love it when people find the truth behind cabal stories they thought were made up. It really is that crazy!Omg I always thought it was a joke![]()
Those songs are mostly awful. Particularly that fucking Toploader one, because my Alexa always thinks I want that one, instead of the (far superior) Thin Lizzy song with that name!The more I learn about the Breakdown the more I don’t blame Jack for staying the hell away (she should never have accepted the position of writing monthly for them though).
As an actual severe depressive* and music lover I couldn’t resist checking out that list. Here it is if anyone else is curious, so we don’t give them the clicks. I’m shocked that a certain cover of Landslide isn’t included.
(*edited to add. I’m not mentioning the depression thing in a sad-fishing way, I just love that it gives me a legitimate reason/perspective to dismiss everything Hat*ies’s magazine is about).
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As usual, Jack has half-arsed it.TBH I don't think T&G are the sole culprits. I remember the VS hairdressers (ironically the same shop as T&G took over) once cut a school friend's hair. It can best be described as a pineapple.... seriously. Her head became a pineapple. This was the early 80s and even then it stuck out. Perhaps a pineapple is something JM could consider being food based and all ...
I've thought this too. I often fancy women who look like Jack and loved the short hair, tats, and androgynous look in my lesbian days. But she does absolutely nothing for me. I think it's because it's so insincere, and it doesn't really seem like her look. It's like she's wearing a 'sexy butch lesbian' Halloween costume that she bought from a fancy dress shop.I can see that Jack is attractive, some might say pretty and she is photogenic albeit partially the results of photoshop. However she has zero sex appeal. She just isn't sexy at all. I don't know what makes someone attractive, desirable, sultry or alluring, but some people just are.
Yes but where is the obligatory five paragraph introduction/derail about how she grew up walking uphill both ways to school and had to carry the Queen on her back as well and only lived in a five bed and had to sell the lightbulbs to buy more sideboards? Poor show, tuna melt person. If your recipes wouldn't look at home in the 'Tragic Life Stories' section of Smiths then why are you even bothering? I bet it takes less than four days to make too.Yes, simple and to the point. Manages to use the product she’s being paid to promote. Tuna melt sounds appetising with no unidentifiable slop or leftfield ingredients. Uses a canned product. No outlandish claims.
Oh Jack, see how easy this could have been for your 5 figure collab?
I think Grauniad Jack is one of my least favourite Jack incarnations. Her 'articles' are the usual florid whining about The Poverty or some stupid media event which she trembled and quaked through but proudly held her broad cockney head high, had the last laugh etc etc. She is just so smug, I cannot stand her holier-than-thou MEMEMEMEME style amplified for a national newspaper. I do enjoy some of the comments thoughAnd this is why The Guardian will never get a penny from me..
I'm confused. Is this a before and after? It looks like two completely different haircuts and neither of them are good.
Jack said of her expensive new bed head "which will no doubt get a bit of an airing over the coming days and weeks!!". Does this mean a comeback is imminent? Will there be a comeback tour with leather jumpsuits, rhinestones and a quiff?
And it is never ever EVER her fault. It’s always someone or something else. We should have a “Blame List”. It would be as long as the “To Do” list. We all know the famous examples (a vigil, a cut foot, a partner hogging the broadband etc).Oh no, hope you’re ok CL!
In the whole time I’ve been following Jack’s threads I don’t think she’s ever announced she’s doing something and then done actually done it in a reasonable timescale (or mostly not at all actually). I think I’ll try it this week with my boss! She was very quick to blame us for not getting work or work going wrong but for someone who claimed she could bash out an article in 10 minutes, it bloody took her long enough!
I think they’re a pretty popular salad addition in the UK to be fair.you’ve reminded me of the DKL episode where Sir Matt takes the piss out of Jack’s salad with the sun-dried tomatoes being very 90’s. Felt a wee bit sorry for her there. What he said was true, however it was one of her better recipes.
I am so sorry to read this and this is indeed a harsh rollercoaster and I can't just find the right words for that.Should I buy a bath bomb, a scented candle and listen to some up-tempo 80's shitty music whilst turning to a prune in the bath?
memememememe Had some really shitty health news yesterday. Trying to take it all in and make sense of it all. I have just got over one type of cancer, all clear in a letter a few weeks ago. End of the lockdown in sight, things are finally looking more positive.
Then the doctor rang out of the blue mid afternoon, only to tell me I most likely have another type of cancer. Emergency admission to a London hospital one day next week for biopsies, but my scans/blood tests/physical examination last week are pretty conclusive.
I am always positive about prospects, but even I am finding it hard this time. The thought of going through treatment and operations again just fills me with despair. Fingers crossed they have got it wrong this time.
Thanks to you lot of ninnies for providing me with a distraction, humour and support. It really does help.